Ella
Australia
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Warrington, United Kingdom
Yada yada yada
Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML
sleepingonmydesk
Longfield, United Kingdom
Sleepless in Longfield
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
grreeatttt
United States
Don't care
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Riskreh
United States
Support system
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
fthis
United States
Me me me
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML
Atma
No time to lose
Today, I spoke to my girlfriend about how we don't spend enough time talking to each other, but she went on to tell me that we'll talk about it tomorrow because she wanted to sleep. FML
kirrby
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Peaceful
Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
ohgodwhy
United States
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Dario
Bored
Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML
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elitemonkyman 0
then throw a bucket of water on him
iAmScrubs 19
He is trying to communicate with you through his dreams. I think he is most likely a wizard from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
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coltsrock37 15
he was under inception. give him the kick!
capothegee 0
we men don't wanna hear that shit , I would of to.
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, Hint hint. Time to move onto someone who'll listen, unless you're legit with his behavior.
EZ2XLR8 7
Sorry OP, but you choose who your friends and boyfriends are. YDI
MrsCantrell 0
it's time to dump him. don't let it go on. that was my mistake which some how ended up my husband lying and cheating on me every chance he got and arguing everyday. we been together since 03 and married 4 years...
EZ2XLR8 7
I know how you feel, that happened twice to me. I hate when husbands lie and can't just stay with us, the wives, who they claim to love when they decide to go off with another woman. I know woman do it too, but I never cheated on my ex-husbands.
xo_joy_xo 0
Hey umm it's nice n all that you think your Gina from White Chick ....
FlightlessRaven 0
that's okay, I tried talking to mine about the sane thing. he broke up with me.
LifeStory32 9
I know how u feel. Dudes have a hard time listening sometimes
AYLWARD0100 3
stop bitching and start being more interesting.
A7X_LoVeee 10
I'm getting fed up with the excuse "I'm on the iPhone app!" So am I and it's not an excuse for typing like a moron.