Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Yada yada yada
Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML
Sleepless in Longfield
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Don't care
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Support system
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
Me me me
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML
No time to lose
Today, I spoke to my girlfriend about how we don't spend enough time talking to each other, but she went on to tell me that we'll talk about it tomorrow because she wanted to sleep. FML
Peaceful
Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Bored
Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML
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elitemonkyman 0
then throw a bucket of water on him
iAmScrubs 19
He is trying to communicate with you through his dreams. I think he is most likely a wizard from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
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Comments (184)
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
you mean her sandwhich making?
CrAzYyEt 8
I think I found your problem....
alex6946 10
you and him need to work on your communication problems
mrpyramids 8
you should make him useless by not talking to him at all , and hopefully he realize and ask wat is wrong
jack_tells_truth 0
well you're dating the douchebag, you deserve it. may wanna look into a nice guy instead
5t3ff1k4h 47
Did you ever think that maybe the guy is a nice guy and she was just being a jerk about it? She could have kept him up late talking for all we know. I'm a girl, and even I do it sometimes. It's just how we do.
DocBastard 40
1) Poor grammar 2) Misspelling 3) Not funny Wow...three failures in only five words. I do believe that is a new FML record.
XxThrasherxX 0
maybe he's just tired
omgmike2345 0
girls are annoying when they want to talk for hours at a time for shit that "bothers" them that wouldn't bother any one else. girls = stupid.
daydream3r 3
ur stupid
elpacino32605 0
next time do it topless...C'mon you gotta think like a man!!!
igotswagger313 0
hahaha. thats right.
ThisRandomChild 0
You sound exactly like my friend and her boyfriend. Seriously, she was taking to me about how he never communicates with her and falls asleep when shes about to say something important... Do the words 'zombie nevada jane' mean anything to you, ella?