Ella
Australia
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Warrington, United Kingdom
Yada yada yada
Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML
sleepingonmydesk
Longfield, United Kingdom
Sleepless in Longfield
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
grreeatttt
United States
Don't care
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Riskreh
United States
Support system
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
fthis
United States
Me me me
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML
Atma
No time to lose
Today, I spoke to my girlfriend about how we don't spend enough time talking to each other, but she went on to tell me that we'll talk about it tomorrow because she wanted to sleep. FML
kirrby
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Peaceful
Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
ohgodwhy
United States
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Dario
Bored
Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML
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elitemonkyman 0
then throw a bucket of water on him
iAmScrubs 19
He is trying to communicate with you through his dreams. I think he is most likely a wizard from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
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angelboo 0
wow he sounds nice
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
I figured it out after i had posted that comment, but thank you for clearing it up for me. I also fail to see how horrible my comment was to the point you had to post a comment complaining about it. I am on the Iphone app which makes it mor difficult fo me to capitalize my comments. I am writing this long commnt to show you the how rediculous it is to argue about grammer and spelling on a comment that was not as bad as they could be, remember gayboii? Ya I do. As you all know I will probably lose this arguement due to the amazing mental capacity of DocBastard, so I surrender. Good Day
daxter136 0
I fell asleep reading this
serenity40 6
you sound surprised....why is that?
izzy7 11
Typical
aardvarkish 17
Sounds like an exercise in oxymoron...
imosim 0
you won that argument captain he's just trolling.
SilentTreatment 7
Use a air horn and blow it in his face!!
Banana_Pancakes6 0
C'mon Doc, that comment wasn't funny and witty like most of yours..
DocBastard 40
Captain_Obvious2 - your comment was so horrible because of the "sammich" joke which has been overplayed more than Lady Gaga.