Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I finished dinner, I was getting ready to wash the dishes, but first I needed to take my vitamins. I accidentally gagged myself and puked in the kitchen sink of dirty dishes. I had to clean vomit and the dishes. I vomited my entire dinner. FML
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML
Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML
Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
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Top comments
ebonyirony 29
Why would you add cinnamon? It's a spoonful of SUGAR that makes it go down. A spoonful of cinnamon brings it up.
ajeppsen 25
Ah... The cinnamon challenge. I feel you bro
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Comments (126)
ohcrapitscurtis 8
Your testicles?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Have you never puked that violently? It's plausible.
ImSoEffedUp 10
U been watching YouTube a lil too much huh.... The Cinnamon Challenge seems to be undefeated....
gfoxx17iv 0
I've done it...it's not that hard...
SwtCherryPie 26
God, people are so ******* stupid. "The Cinnamon Challenge" has been known to collapse people's lungs. Totally worth dieing over a stupid trick no one with ever beat.
ThisBeAUsername 6
I've seen people beat it before...
Calyx_fml 22
This is one of those stupid dare memes that is popular among adolescents desperate to appear cool to their friends. OP could yourself lucky. People have died trying that stunt. Seriously. Just because your friends think it would be cool is not reason for you to do anything. It's better to be uncool than dead. Your friends aren't that important. Wisen up fast or pay the consequences. Life doesn't suffer fools mercifully.
MileUremovic 0
Throbbing Testicles....... WTF
spaztastic89 0
wtf does the cinnamon challenge have to do with throbbing testicles??
jordandavid 3
Can some one help me figure out were the throbbing testicals come into play?
marlene27 0
I can do the cinnamon challenge!!!
Iknoweverything 29
This is another one of those situations where I think FML should have a "WTF?" button next to the "You deserved it" and "Your life sucks" button
Pmm368 5
Sucks for you. I've done the cinnamon dragon 14 times in the last 2 years, 11 of them successful. The worst I've done is spit a little of it out. I guess it just depends on the body's tolerance of Cinnamon. I have my first time doing it up on Youtube, look up Pmm368, the video is called Cinnamon Dragon if you don't believe me.