Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I finished dinner, I was getting ready to wash the dishes, but first I needed to take my vitamins. I accidentally gagged myself and puked in the kitchen sink of dirty dishes. I had to clean vomit and the dishes. I vomited my entire dinner. FML
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML
Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML
Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
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Top comments
ebonyirony 29
Why would you add cinnamon? It's a spoonful of SUGAR that makes it go down. A spoonful of cinnamon brings it up.
ajeppsen 25
Ah... The cinnamon challenge. I feel you bro
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Comments (126)
e30scott 0
What happened to your balls?
vbmg152 19
YDI! 'nuff said!
_highandlow 5
Oh you're one of those people who go with the fads to look cool?
OttersIsAwesome 8
If you take the cinnamon challenge and complain about the awful things that happen to you, then you're a dumbass. Guess what you are.
SoultheWolf 19
You are a complete moron. It is impossible to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon because it steals all the saliva in your mouth making you cough it up and gag. You completely deserve this.
mccutie936 6
Smooth move ex lax
Zack21111994 3
k so apparently I didn't know bout this cinnamon challenge.....maybe I should start visiting YouTube more often
1x1y 12
Dumbass!!!!
superbubbles 4
If the challenge was easy they would have just called it cinnamon eating.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
You fail.