Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I finished dinner, I was getting ready to wash the dishes, but first I needed to take my vitamins. I accidentally gagged myself and puked in the kitchen sink of dirty dishes. I had to clean vomit and the dishes. I vomited my entire dinner. FML
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML
Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML
Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
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Top comments
ebonyirony 29
Why would you add cinnamon? It's a spoonful of SUGAR that makes it go down. A spoonful of cinnamon brings it up.
ajeppsen 25
Ah... The cinnamon challenge. I feel you bro
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Comments (126)
thedolphinado 1
The cinnamon challenge isn't that bad.
dalilpanther 5
Wait why did your testicles hurt?
jojimugo 20
I get the throwing up part but the testicals huh
BadassRumbleroar 4
most people should know what happens when you do that. you deserved it
amazinghorseback 4
Sorry but u desevred it if u r going to do something stupid like that
THE_A_TEEN 28
I wouldn't say something is stupid without checking if you have better grammar.
lolatyofail 0
And the fail of the week award goes toooooo...
crazy4uboi 6
The cinnimon challenge is dangerous, people have died from that
Zephyr_fay 0
I get it! your testicles were throbbing from embarrassment...am i right? if not, then me and half the people reading this still don't get it
wordplay 3
Seriously?! Throbbing testicales? Jheeeze the side effects of that challenge are bizzare
jd31482 0
You must not have learned from glozell look her up on YouTube doing the cinn. Challenge