Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I finished dinner, I was getting ready to wash the dishes, but first I needed to take my vitamins. I accidentally gagged myself and puked in the kitchen sink of dirty dishes. I had to clean vomit and the dishes. I vomited my entire dinner. FML
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML
Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML
Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
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Top comments
ebonyirony 29
Why would you add cinnamon? It's a spoonful of SUGAR that makes it go down. A spoonful of cinnamon brings it up.
ajeppsen 25
Ah... The cinnamon challenge. I feel you bro
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Comments (126)
dabomb1463 0
The cinnamon challenge is stupid you could end up choking.
Senseless_487 29
Or, you know, puking and bleeding. With throbbing testicles.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
This fml reminds me of a song. "If your going to be dumb, you gotta be tough."
cheetahbaby96 8
It's a "challenge" for a reason!
tnttse 6
You're doing it wrong!
Arrawyn 12
Haha my friend tried the cinnamon challenge, three times and she didn't throw up. And she's thirteen
buck33 14
Well age has nothing to do with it. It's all about how much you can take it. Some peoples mouths can simply handle it better.
ohmandapants 17
^ ;) My mind is in the gutter today.
Arrawyn 12
K, i was just making I was just making a statement, you don't have to get so defensive
KiddNYC1O 22
Their comment wasn't defensive... It was constructive.
redmane 21
116 - Your comment was defensive, not his. He was just correcting you.
Spamonkey 2
What did you expect to happen?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Monkeys flying out of his arse? Just a guess.
elsie_lane 0
Probably *not* throbbing testicles?
Zack21111994 3
Ouch I know you take cinnamon to help with heart but I never heard bout it causing all that, by any chance op you allergic to cinnamon?
immaMonsta 8
Haha, I just did the cinnamon challenge a few days ago. My reaction wasn't THAT bad though.
ohmandapants 17
Do you want a cookie for being stupid?
loveistwisted 10
How much stupider can America get?
immaMonsta 8
Wow. "Stupider." Really?
SouthernPride95 19
22 how dumb can you get?
ShelbyGray 8
Stupider is a word so I really don't see your problem with it.
ohmandapants 17
^ just because people say it, doesn't make it an actual word. It's not a word.
ShelbyGray 8
Look it up. It's grammatically correct. Unlike 'More stupid'
MistressCaitlyn 7
"More stupid" is also grammatically correct, and more commonly acceptable. Yes, "stupider" is, technically, a word, but tends to be considered by many (myself included) as incorrect and sounding uneducated.
leogirl95 12
Oh, the irony in your comment, 22. I have lost all faith for humanity.
giuby 18
76- ..faith in humanity, maybe?
airborn54 0
Throbbing testicles????
rubberduckie94 13
Have you learned nothing from watching Daniel Tosh?
pandaRanda 0
Lol. Tosh teaches much.