Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
Today, my wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML
Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML
Today, my wife is giving me the silent treatment and has locked herself in the bedroom, all because I politely asked her to put the dishcloth away when she was done with it. FML
Today, my wife asked why I was so grumpy. I admitted that I was horny and sexually frustrated. She went on an hour long tirade about how I "shouldn't need sex to not be a jerk" and how I need to handle my own needs. FML
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Top comments
Attacksloth 33
What's with all of these sexless marriage FMLS lately? We need some aphrodisiacs up in here.
Rinat_fml 26
It doesn't sound like she's trying at all to make the sex work. FYL indeed.
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Comments (173)
gintwinsmoore 20
might be screwing someone else???
mullet3388 16
divorce the woman
sezwhooo 7
wht did you do?
anyoldnamewilldo 23
The fact that OP is willing to talk about the issues in the marriage says that he is not wanting to cheat or get a divorce. Since we don't know all the dynamics and history of their relationship, it is nonproductive to give specific advice. I DO think that counseling is in order since, regardless of the reasons for not having a sexual relationship, there seems to be a breakdown in communication as well as disrespect for the OP. If she is unwilling to get professional help for the marriage then OP will have to weigh his options as far as the next best step for him.
Eloxia 7
This is one of those situations where counseling could help. If she won't go, then go without her. And by help, that could also mean deciding the relationship is no longer viable. It's a difficult situation. Clearly there is more going on causing your issues but if she's not willing to work on her side of it, that's a bad sign.
Laroc69 6
Sounds like a heartless bitch to me.
kishmobile444 16
I'm guessing there are underlying issues there? sorry mr! no bueno!
haileymeows 12
I feel so bad. FYL indeed, but if it doesn't work, then she isnt meant to be with you
Joedbag 8
You might want to look into a divorce attorney...
Xj5310 8
divorce her