Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to Pizza Hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
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RebekahBrooke 9
wow. your boyfriend sucks.
hott15 0
Walk out and leave him stranded with the bill. Then when he freaks out about it say "Oh sorry I didn't want the car to get cold."
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Comments (197)
rocker_chick105 31
What a dick
leadman1989 16
TAKE THE HINT!!! No seriously FYL! I hate when people touch my food!
ShroomsOnAcid 17
It's a pet peeve of mine as well, but if it's someone I'm close with, I won't take no for an answer when I attempt to share half my plate with them.
white16sox 19
Note to self: find leadman, touch food.
leadman1989 16
Each time I see your picture I think ooow nipple. But then I get sad because it's just a flower. :p Note to self increase food security measures from shoot to mame, to shoot to kill.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Because everybody loves those sexy stray nipples that cleverly position themselves on the side of your abdomen.
ppssshh 0
What a nice fella...
Msagrera 5
if u have almost no pay check left, should u really be paying for a expensive dinner??
Celesticles 0
Umm, your boyfriends a fat ass.
c0c0_fml 16
Why would you go spend that much money when you're broke?
c0c0_fml 16
He's still a jerk but you should've known better
thinkingatheist 8
Well, at least he cares.... for the food!
miZscrZee 0
Well he was hungry;; just tell him he owes u. If u loved him enough u wouldnt get mad.
marpay 11
I love my partner but if she ate all my food shit would go down. I'm willing to share but not the whole plate.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Diggin' the new pic marpay. WoW, classy.
jayfishing 0
At least he didn't tell you to make him a sandwich ;)
nivek2120 8
At least he was honest. Could have said the busboy took it.
SteelCladAngel 0
And to all you people assuming OP is female....op never stated their gender :) Op could very well be a male taking his bf out to dinner.
mrahhhhh 21
But it's definitely more likely that OP is female. We're not being homophobic, we're just assuming the most likely scenario.
SteelCladAngel 0
Why is that the more likely scenario? Gay couples go to fancy dinners, and gay men can be just as piggish as straight men.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
84, The second part of your post is a bit uncalled for. Both of you have a point. 50 was just pointing something out. If you think about it, in the end it doesn't matter what's more likely - all that matters is what IS.
THE_A_TEEN 28
What's your point #50?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
106, I'm just saying there's no need to get worked up over it. Also, it does matter because it gives you a different image of the story. We don't get all the details so everyone is guessing and filling in the blanks with possibilities in the comments. Even if it's controversial it's not like this is the most politically correct place on the internet. There's even a smiley in 50's comment, come on now. ;)
ShroomsOnAcid 17
107 Their point is that people are arguing over whether the woman or the man should pay for the dinner, when in reality it might just be two men, and everybody's arguing for nothing.
THE_A_TEEN 28
KaySL, don't mention Rallets in front of me. -_-
ShroomsOnAcid 17
119, Well I figured they were, since they did say "To all of you assuming OP is a female". It makes sense if you want it to make sense I guess. Regardless of whether you think their post contributes to the FML or not, you can't deny it's not as useless as many others you'll often see around here. And hey, maybe his girlfriend IS a goat, you need to stop being so narrow minded, this is 2011 for ****'s sake, anything can go down.
hailphire130 0
KaySL having an argument that ends peacefully without her completely obliterating someone? What's this shit?
SteelCladAngel 0
Lol, I'm not a homophobe at all. I was just pointing out that the couple could in fact be a gay couple. Everyone is assuming op was female... Assuming makes an ass.... You know the quote lol