Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to Pizza Hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
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RebekahBrooke 9
wow. your boyfriend sucks.
hott15 0
Walk out and leave him stranded with the bill. Then when he freaks out about it say "Oh sorry I didn't want the car to get cold."
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Comments (197)
thejedi08 10
at least he was thoughtful
vbmg152 19
YDI for not saying exboyfriend!
THE_A_TEEN 28
I hate your comment. Leave!!!!
perdix 31
He's being diplomatic. He really meant he didn't want to see your food end up on your fat ass. Some guys "take one for the team" by allowing their bellies to swell just to prevent their woman's ass from getting any bigger.
decidedlyvague 11
he sounds sweet. It'll stay around 98 degrees for yah. he might think of himself as a mama bird, and will want to feed it to you later
Yellow_Fish79 11
Looks like his dick is just gonna get cold. Cause that bitch ate your food! >:(
ice_stang 4
well guys do have HUGE appetites. but I'm sorry OP. I would hate it if I went on a date like that!
mj_ok 9
That's fat. Your boyfriend is terrible
kvernati 0
I would of beat his ass!
robertlovespi 3
I would have just got up and paid for my own drink and leave.
SoCalKay 3
But really... It's kinda funny. If I came back and my boyfriend ate my food I'd just be like reallyyyy fatty? Haha