Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to Pizza Hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
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RebekahBrooke 9
wow. your boyfriend sucks.
hott15 0
Walk out and leave him stranded with the bill. Then when he freaks out about it say "Oh sorry I didn't want the car to get cold."
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Comments (197)
jake98899889 4
H Fyl why would you pay for it anyway unless it was his birthday? He should've paid!
ideasrule 13
I think sexist views like yours should die in a fire as soon as possible. They might be acceptable in the 1800's, or in Saudi Arabia, but we have no need for them in a 21st century democracy.
irtlw 1
I agree, buying a man food is a sign of weakness. I'll start using my money when men start giving birth and having periods.
disney_blonde 16
If it's the last of your paycheck, you probably shouldn't be wasting it on one meal.
stacianichole 2
If OP gets paid the next day, what does it matter? We don't know these things.
SAMMILLER098 2
At least he's somewhat thought full.
daydreamer244 13
I'd be like "bitch spit it back out!" and smack him on the back.
thrys5 0
Fight him show him who was teh bawls
TooOldForDiss 4
In my house that's called, "The quick and the hungry."
BAKER196 0
That's f'd up
mileyfan17 8
Your bfs an ass
RensM 22
and you are still with that douche?
asktherunes 4
Another post about dead beat men