Today, I totalled my car. I flipped it over on the freeway and broke my collarbone in the process. I was in extreme pain and unable to move. It took the ambulance an hour to get there in rush hour traffic. The song repeating on my iPod was, "Don't Worry, be Happy." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, it was my 19th birthday. My boss let me out early to celebrate. On my way home I was hit by a man doing 65 in a 40mph stretch of road. My car was completely destroyed. I spent the rest of my birthday sitting in the ER being treated for a pinched shoulder nerve and whiplash. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
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Jimboom 12
Da docta says your bone did break... he might have to litigate.. so don't worry... be happy. ;)
DasHaas 9
As long as you are happy, you heal faster. Consider it a helping hand on the way to recovery.
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Comments (176)
JessiGoose 0
I'm tired of people trying to judge what is fake and what isn't. I know quite a few FML's are fake, but most of the time it's true, but people post it on FML weeks later. I know that's what I did. :/
movies12 0
I bet that song is probably totally ruined 4 u now. When ever u listen to it, u think of breaking ur tail bone.
CrumbFlicker 0
YDI for listening to a hypnotising song like that. Bob Marley is in your brain.
nads_fml 0
great song but it is NOT by bob marley bobby mcferrin was the original artist come on guys
Angel_Vice 0
nads, I was just about to say that.
vansbabe66 0
hahahaha that's funny in a way irony
gigi2009 0
i'm so glad you survived!!
FeeBbyCakes 0
Uhm, actually, I've broken my collar bone and was given two pain pills, a sling, and sent on my way. i was able to go to school the next day and chat online the very same night. And this may have happened quite a while ago.
randomguy1517 0
wow you little wuss it is a collar bone i broke mine twice and all was good
th_fml 0
HAHA. Your okay. But this is funny. heh
Werew 1
I hope you realize Bobby McFerrin won't play this song anymore because people took it the wrong way. He intended it to be ironic. Listen to his tone of voice the next time you listen to this song. It's sarcastic and describes events that you SHOULD worry about. Just not as severe as this.