Today, I totalled my car. I flipped it over on the freeway and broke my collarbone in the process. I was in extreme pain and unable to move. It took the ambulance an hour to get there in rush hour traffic. The song repeating on my iPod was, "Don't Worry, be Happy." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, it was my 19th birthday. My boss let me out early to celebrate. On my way home I was hit by a man doing 65 in a 40mph stretch of road. My car was completely destroyed. I spent the rest of my birthday sitting in the ER being treated for a pinched shoulder nerve and whiplash. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
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Jimboom 12
Da docta says your bone did break... he might have to litigate.. so don't worry... be happy. ;)
DasHaas 9
As long as you are happy, you heal faster. Consider it a helping hand on the way to recovery.
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Comments (176)
Flounder 2
If YOU totaled your car, it means you were driving recklessly somehow. Unless someone else rammed you or something, you deserve it big time, ******.
tiger4hire 0
GET OFF YOUR F$$$ING IPOD'S, PHONES, PLAYERS, BLACK BERRIES AND LEARN TO DRIVE YOUR CAR!!!!!! THEN THIS WONT HAPPEN!
bethiebebe 0
There are adapters that give people the ability to plug their ipods into their cars and tune it to their radio. It's not a new thing. Some of you are way to quick to judge, honestly.
Rota 0
I hope to god you never are behind the wheel again. Moron.
blue_eyed 0
Hahaha when i read this i started laughing HAR HAR but ya that mustve been tough haha p.o.d wudve fit the "i hate this" better
DJ_Grim 0
Lets see, she broke her collarbone and posted the FML the same day, she also flipped her car in RUSH hour traffic. FAKE.
Cloudy_fml 0
Well, the "today" is added automatically...
miyon_fml 0
Wow. I am no longer going to read the comments. It is truely scaring me how dumb and/or mean people are.
intint50 0
I completely agree.
esweetsweet 0
my mom would always tell me that if she kidnapped someone she would play that song over and over again.
alphaxzero 0
damn you were able to flip your car in rush hour traffic? WTF were you doing? you didn't die, so I'm gonna say learn to drive and slow the **** down?
caterpiller619 0
lol Don't worry be happy! that made me laugh
secretly_insane 0
I guess you won't be listening to that song anytime soon...