Today, I totalled my car. I flipped it over on the freeway and broke my collarbone in the process. I was in extreme pain and unable to move. It took the ambulance an hour to get there in rush hour traffic. The song repeating on my iPod was, "Don't Worry, be Happy." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, it was my 19th birthday. My boss let me out early to celebrate. On my way home I was hit by a man doing 65 in a 40mph stretch of road. My car was completely destroyed. I spent the rest of my birthday sitting in the ER being treated for a pinched shoulder nerve and whiplash. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
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Jimboom 12
Da docta says your bone did break... he might have to litigate.. so don't worry... be happy. ;)
DasHaas 9
As long as you are happy, you heal faster. Consider it a helping hand on the way to recovery.
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Comments (176)
Angel_Vice 0
At least your iPod still works? ):
quarty165 0
i don't mean to sound like a broken record for all the other ppl who pointed this out, but there are all sorts of things wrong with your story. flipping in rush hour traffic? how is it even possible to drive that freaking fast? and you mean to tell me that your ipod pieces were still in your ear? plus, don't ambulances have sirens precisely for this sort of thing?
helbrit 0
The OP never said it was in "rush hour traffic." Besides, its completely possible to flip a car on the freeway, rush hour traffic or not. Also, I'm sure that their iPod pieces were not still in the OPs ears, they do make plugs and FM transmitters that iPods plug into so that you aren't driving with headphones in. What do you mean about the ambulances, yes ambulances have sirens.
THTB 3
Remind me to not download that song ever...something similar could happen LOL!
natizakhi 0
sure today. and thats why you shouldnt listen to you ipod while driving! gabehcoud!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erindub 0
I can think of worse songs to be stuck with...ANYTHING by Alanas Morrissette!
123e3 0
i ******* love that song!
pinkdancer 0
FAKE!!! Who brakes their clavical and then gets on the computer just to put it up on FML. U'd b too drugged out on pain killers to even make it to your computer. U just wanted to be on FML. FAKE
the_holy_one 0
and after all that you still posted it on FML
JessiGoose 0
An "I Am Legend" moment? That's not even the same song...or the same artist...
xxCFHxx 0
Dude, maybe this happened months ago. FML's (though it's required they begin with TODAY) don't necessarily need to happen on the day of the event. It doesn't matter if it's true or not, it's funny as hell!