Today, I totalled my car. I flipped it over on the freeway and broke my collarbone in the process. I was in extreme pain and unable to move. It took the ambulance an hour to get there in rush hour traffic. The song repeating on my iPod was, "Don't Worry, be Happy." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, it was my 19th birthday. My boss let me out early to celebrate. On my way home I was hit by a man doing 65 in a 40mph stretch of road. My car was completely destroyed. I spent the rest of my birthday sitting in the ER being treated for a pinched shoulder nerve and whiplash. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
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Jimboom 12
Da docta says your bone did break... he might have to litigate.. so don't worry... be happy. ;)
DasHaas 9
As long as you are happy, you heal faster. Consider it a helping hand on the way to recovery.
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Comments (176)
kb26hockey 0
there's a reallll good chance you deserved it because you were messing with your iPod when you should have been driving. just saying.
RatIsKing 0
#40: I'm guessing that either he caused the traffic or that rush hour came while he was lying there OP: now that's ironic XD
pancakes_n_syrup 0
Were you having an "I Am Legend" moment? All by yourself with don't worry be happy playing ha (maybe humor will make you heal faster) Glad you're ok though :( get better soon!
bananamilkshake 0
#1 are you kidding? I'd prefer to die before being a whole hour listening to that crappy song. Maybe something like Fort Minor's High Road would do it, but no way Don't Worry, Be Happy! PS: OP YDI for listening shitty music.
kazkazkazkaz 0
I'm sorry OP, but I laughed. That's the kind of thing that would happen in a black comedy or something. But at least you're ok. Don't worry Be happy.
buttseckz 0
I hope to god you never drive again.
kinneyman4 0
you broke your collor bone and the day it happens you post it on fml, something tells me its fake
TheTruth1428 0
No pity here when the solution is as easy as pulling the plug out of the iPod. Also, you have the song on your iPod in the first place, it's kind of karma if you think about it.
LOLYLIF 0
He was in too much pain to move, but on the bright side, at least he learned a valuable lesson.
LeStab 4
also no one even stopped to help you sorry just unbelievable