Today, I totalled my car. I flipped it over on the freeway and broke my collarbone in the process. I was in extreme pain and unable to move. It took the ambulance an hour to get there in rush hour traffic. The song repeating on my iPod was, "Don't Worry, be Happy." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, it was my 19th birthday. My boss let me out early to celebrate. On my way home I was hit by a man doing 65 in a 40mph stretch of road. My car was completely destroyed. I spent the rest of my birthday sitting in the ER being treated for a pinched shoulder nerve and whiplash. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
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Jimboom 12
Da docta says your bone did break... he might have to litigate.. so don't worry... be happy. ;)
DasHaas 9
As long as you are happy, you heal faster. Consider it a helping hand on the way to recovery.
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Jotne 0
You were going fast enough and had enough space to flip your car (that's harder than it sounds) in rush hour traffic, it took the ambulance an hour to get there, nobody approached and tried to help during this time (I guess you'd have tried to make them turn it off for you), your iPod switched to repeat by itself when you crashed and when you finally got to the hospital, the first thing you did was go here to post it? Kudos for the imagination and getting these morons to believe it, but I call shenanigans. Shenaaaaanigans! Edit: Good song.
helbrit 0
Actually, number 14, its not particularly hard to roll a car depending on the type of vehicle. Your tire can catch the lip of the road and roll. Also, I'm sure that the first thing they did was NOT get on here and post their fml considering that EVERY fml starts with "Today, ...." even if they happened last month.
reecescuphoe 0
sorry..but i had to laugh...great song
jchansfan 0
YDI for having that song on your iPod. Seriously.
01100110 0
You shouldn't be listening to your ipod while driving, unless it's hooked up to the car stereo... So depending on that it's a YDI or FML, I have a feeling it was the first one
sparrowhawk_fml 0
They must have been listening to their ipod with earbuds because it sounds like the song repeated during the ambulance drive. Total YDI for driving with earbuds in!
miyon_fml 0
It took an hour for the ambulance to get to the Op. Read slower
AABatteries 0
I agree with #14. I get sick of seeing the stupidest made up stories day, after day.
youthink_fml 0
Stupid driver listening to stupid song.
WOW_idc123 0
have you guys forgotten tht every fml has to start with today. that doesnt mean it happened to them today it could have been weeks ago or months ago since it has happened.
Jotne 0
Even if that was the case, there are still numerous inconsistencies. Not to mention that OP could have started with "Today, I got back from the hospital(...)" or something like that. Your post is irrelevant and idiotic.
Bdellophobic 0
hahahaha I woke up to this song today. i was like.. kay?
NorfolkDude 2
Gosh, no wonder why you got in an accident. You have some crappy songs on your ipod. Hahaha.
Whatsoever 0
What does YDI mean???
Drayon 0
YDI is for You deserve it, and FYL is for **** your life.