Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
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Top comments
EllyH 0
Pills? I don't think you're suppose to take more than ONE.
Kalskal 0
I would say walk it off but that would look funny indeed.
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Comments (141)
HeXr 22
YDI for taking medication for that. there's other SAFE ways of pleasuring a girl after you ******, it's not always about the male's penis
Serec 0
More sex? Yes?
emily420 0
#16 : )
thatoneGeo 0
let me get some of those pills
jdfml90 0
what are you doing on fml then? go have more sex, shag until it goes down !!
irsmeagol 0
GET THE AMBER LAMPS!!!
picturescrazy 24
LOL #99. Can a guy even finish on those kind of pills? o.o
fuzz97 23
get to a doctor.
adrifter 0
If your erection lasts more than four minutes, **** her again, and again,and again, until she passes out from orgasming too much
sxe1215 0
what kinda pill and where can I get them?? ps #100 is hott!
towboatdude 0
I see all this get to a doctor. if it lasts more than four hours. To hell with that I'm gonna give it to my wife till she can't go no more. and then move on to her sister and do the same. Just like this guy should do .