Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
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Top comments
EllyH 0
Pills? I don't think you're suppose to take more than ONE.
Kalskal 0
I would say walk it off but that would look funny indeed.
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Comments (141)
Peacemaker9 7
that's what u get!!!!!! dumbass read the side effects first!!!!!! jeez I'm srry op but u might just be the most stupid person of the day......
Igor_g5 0
My GF always says that if I get a hard on that lasts more than 4 that she'd call for medical help. OP if you didn't need it YDI.
dragos89357 0
if he is done for two hours, thats only a 2 hour and 5 min boner
tboudre 0
this means that your penis works fine, but your girlfriend is ugly.
MyTwoCents_ 0
if your young enought to have an girlfriend I think you'd be old enough to have an erection on your own!
thatonedude07 0
don't worry about it. just tuck it away in ur panties and hide the damn thing!!
tease 0
those pills are for erectile dysfunction you idiot! unless u are just insecure about your size and performance!!! hehehe looser!!!
alin123 0
flick your balls
was744 0
ydi for using Viagra you man *****
jeniiladoosh 0
read the warnings it's called priapism you should call your doctor. and everyone else who has commented, get some maturity
CallMeHush 1
Why?
thelovedoctor101 0
#76 agreed!!!