Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
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Top comments
EllyH 0
Pills? I don't think you're suppose to take more than ONE.
Kalskal 0
I would say walk it off but that would look funny indeed.
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Comments (141)
amazingjane 0
damn
MrPC 0
That happens all the time. Were you prescribed those meds by a competent doctor for a genuine condition?
perdix 31
As long as the pills are working, your girlfriend has to keep working. Or at least outsource the work to her bff, her sister, the lady next door, etc.
epoh_fml 0
too bad you don't have a detachable penis ;)
kyonichii 4
Detachable? Kinky.
epoh_fml 0
hmmm that wasn't meant to be a reply to perdix's comment.
Rickyretardo 0
u should be happy dude just do normal stuff u do like watch tv, go on the computer, and stuff like that only u get a bj while doing it
thelovedoctor101 0
getting th mail, playing fetch with the dog plowing the wife...I mean driveway :)
jme1234 0
you could have priapism, which can be very dangerous. go to the er.
TheTrollinator 0
Grabbin peelz
SSA_fml 0
Win!
tswizzle 0
Ouch... Someone's gonna be sore
agblud 2
stop complaining and just keep going duh
dee321 0
and ur complaining why?
Cupcaken 0
you know what doctors do to that right? they take a syringe and suck out the blood. from all 3 bloodchambers.
farsidee 0
What the ****? You're kidding right?
Midget9 0
No he's not, doctors will do that if need be. There is a video on the Internet of a guy that got his penis stuck in a park bench and he had to get the blood sucked out of it.