Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
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Top comments
EllyH 0
Pills? I don't think you're suppose to take more than ONE.
Kalskal 0
I would say walk it off but that would look funny indeed.
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Comments (141)
slagger123 0
keep going dude, have her call some friends, shit me and my gf go until either i just can't keep it up anymore or we're just to tired. which is usually several hours after we start...
ashrandom 0
There are other ways to please her, try those before you start taking pills.
emifasho 1
shit, I'd just keep goin at it til it got soft!
locacolloca 0
ya this is like in little dockers he gets a fat boner and gaylord has to put a shot in his dick
AshPeach69 0
Bonerific,!(:
newmandotcom 6
How is that a bad thing?
stonedfishies 10
Why don't you just keep going?
lando2112 2
Round 2
rabid_otaku 29
"To avoid long term injury, seek immediate medical help for an erection lasting more than four hours." -Every Viagra commercial ever LOL
Rammer3500 23
Call your doctor for an erection lasting more than 4 hours... God I've seen too many Viagra commercials