Today, I discovered that my fiancé and I had vastly different definitions of monogamy. Don't worry, he only did it when he was mad at me to remind him how much he loved me. I found out from my best friend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend kept starting fights with me, and why my best friend kept telling me to break up with him. It was so they could turn their affair into a proper relationship, then twist it around to make me look like a bitch for dumping him. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
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Top comments
acmariner99 25
Time to introduce him to the definition of “single?”
real life problems 26
At least you didnt marry him before you found out
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Comments (9)
Charlie Given 28
Wow time new husband,once cheater always a cheater,they just get better at not getting caught 🤔😐😒😤😕
acmariner99 25
Time to introduce him to the definition of “single?”
real life problems 26
At least you didnt marry him before you found out
fde2blknimout 18
Spread the word. Women need to know thats not how you deal with an argument. He only cheated on you for the team. Couples will now talk things through. 👍
JasonThorn 23
Let's see, what's a good term for that. "Selfish passive-aggressive hate sex?"
Disque98 7
i am gonna try that next time i am at the bar. "y'know what, lets cut the crap, you wanna join me for some selfish passive-aggressive hate sex?"
pjsr 33
“Hey baby, wanna help remind me of how much I love my fiancé?”
DanielleinDC 34
I can't imagine what his thought process was--hmm, I'll screw this other woman so I can remember how much I love my fiancee. Something does not compute here.