Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I thought was the one I’d one day marry, didn’t survive her first time meeting the extended family. My parents loved her, but my grandma, great grandma, aunties, and cousins gave her such a hard time that she ran out in tears, jumped on a bus, then broke up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
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Top comments
BlueBaronBitch 22
Just pay her back later, it was something serious it wasn't like you were ditching her Sorry to hear about your grandma too :(
Rawrshi 25
Sorry for your loss, OP. I'm sure your girlfriend understands.
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Comments (111)
victrin 12
When I first started dating my boyfriend, both my grandparents died within days of each other. He was there to support me, despite not knowing me too well yet, and helped me through my grief. That's the sign of a keeper.
atmoore66 4
What does OP mean
jadeleepenguin 29
Old Potato
MandieL 27
Octopus pasties
mattrd_fml 31
you could have paid before you left. ydi
pedinhuh 23
Sorry for your loss OP
Mightytall 35
While the event is very traumatic, I am having a bit difficulty understanding why you didn't up and leave together. I mean in that situation, wouldn't it have made sense for her to come with you, to give you emotional support?
hman1025 17
I'm sure she understood. Sorry for your loss, op.
darthdeatheater 12
Bullshit op
silent_shark 10
just pay her back. she should understand
brezzyanna 17
I'm sure she won't mind. The only issue I can see is if she didn't have enough to cover it at the time, but, if she's a good person, she'll pay if she can.
DespicableDez 7
you could have paid before you left, smh...