Today, I was on a 3-way call with my wife and the bank. The bank said we didn't qualify for school loans, which means I have to drop out. As soon as the bank hung up, my wife stayed on the line to tell me she wants a divorce and that she regrets our marriage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my husband and I went to the bank to figure out why our loan process has been such a pain in the ass, and why we can never get in contact with our lender. The bank said he quit last week. Guess he didn't think to tell anyone. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, I had to file for bankruptcy because my ex-wife didn't want to pay for the house she didn't want me to have in the divorce, and didn't bother to have my name removed from the loan before she filed bankruptcy herself. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
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Top comments
_Hakuna_Matata_ 12
🙁.. Hopefully, you have family and friends to lift up your spirit. Stay strong and work hard op, you'll be able to turn the tables around. As for your wife, I'm positive that you'll find a better one.
fjvitt 14
Not the kind of 3-way that most married guys want...
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Comments (10)
fjvitt 14
Not the kind of 3-way that most married guys want...
hfnsjsnsjzns 18
the same as first sight I looked at "3-way"..
AzrielB 8
Lesson to all gold diggers, if you snap them up early you may end up with a dud.
_Hakuna_Matata_ 12
🙁.. Hopefully, you have family and friends to lift up your spirit. Stay strong and work hard op, you'll be able to turn the tables around. As for your wife, I'm positive that you'll find a better one.
RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least you know how to make a three-way call. That makes you smarter than most! Now that you’re single, the ladies are gonna be impressed by your skillz!
Joshua Carpenter 2
Unfortunately divorce is a normal things these days. People don't take it as serious as it should be. Commitment is a very important thing
acmariner99 25
Definitely not what I expected after those first words
Takegami 22
For rich and for poor, huh
wtfdaemon 3
She sounds like a real ****; kick her to the curb and start over, hopefully making a better choice in partners next time around.