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If you don't have anything nice to say...
Today, I engaged in a healthy round of rebound sex to get over my ex, who was very controlling of my body. During the act, Mr. Rebound said my nipples looked like pepperoni. FML
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Lobby_Bee 18
From now on, they shall be called "nipperoni".
RichardPencil 32
That’s about the highest compliment you’ll get from a male. If he compares any body part of yours to food he likes, that’s about the kindest we dudes can be! If he said your vajayjay looks like kale, slap his face and leave.
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pjsr 33
Speaking for the male species, that's a great compliment! Anytime we can combine pizza and sex, it's a good thing.
RichardPencil 32
That’s about the highest compliment you’ll get from a male. If he compares any body part of yours to food he likes, that’s about the kindest we dudes can be! If he said your vajayjay looks like kale, slap his face and leave.
Devan Harrington 1
I really, really wanted to be mad at this comment... But then I remembered I actually like fish tacos. And damned if I can't sit there and eat a pepperoni stick alone.
mazor 22
Are you five that you can’t write ****** word properly?
Lobby_Bee 18
From now on, they shall be called "nipperoni".
ProperPengTing 15
Nothing healthy about any
EnvyMe33 26
That’s only a bad thing if he doesn’t like pepperoni.
Donut_Wizard 23
Are you Pizza The Hut's long lost son?
Dave_Davington 34
At least yours just look like pepperoni. Mine look like an entire pizza.
Marc Murphy 1
Some guys like big nipples
exileonmainst 16
Wow, what a coincidence! He was your rebound guy and his name was Mr. Rebound?!
I'madumbass 19
Although my username suggests I don't know too much (which is true. I don't), I know that she called him Mr. Rebound because of the rebound sex. Not because his name is actually Mr. Rebound.
wanted_2_want 40
I think am getting hungry. wink, wink.