Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, 98 year-old mom with dementia thought she was talking to one of my dead sisters and not my wife, telling her she'd better never tell me who my real father really, that I ruined her marriage. She won't have me ruining her reputation, so her getting pregnant with me from an affair was my fault apparently. None of my siblings ever told me. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
Today, my grandmother told me that since my dad was a mistake, I too am a mistake. FML
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, no one warned me that my grandfather was slipping into dementia. I proudly brought my new baby to meet him, only for him to burst into hysterical tears that I was a teenage whore, who’s now brought shame to the family. I'm 30 and married, but he still tried to hit me with his cane. FML
Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I listened to my grandma monologue about how if my uncle was born first, my mother (and consequently, I) would not exist. I then got to listen to her rant about what a terror he was. Let's just say I learned and heard some things I'd rather have not known. FML
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Top comments
pongmaster 0
oh man that really sucks OP I would feel like mustard water
Ajjas013 6
Mustard water? Is that some kind of weird sexual thing?
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Comments (102)
mastermind3997 0
1st
WhatANoob 0
Awww that sucks
Trent14 0
it mom sucks my dick
ilikepie789 0
thats really not that bad
ffmmllyaya 0
since she thought ur ur dad then do something mean n watch him get blamed, for having a bad mother
AngryNinja 1
it is kinda bad because op wouldn't be around if his dad hadn't knocked up his mother. savvy?
WhatANoob 0
since first comment was removed that makes me first :D But I don't care case being first is like being the kid who buys mcdonald before school then eats it in the restroom without anyone knowing
spongegrub 2
crap that sucks
BlueJeans2626 0
sorry number ten, but if I were you i wouldn't talk. my grandfather has dementia and any conversation can be really emotional
potato53 0
that's so say and so sucks at the same time
chely_95 0
that is messed up! if my grandmother ever said that to me..whoa. :'(
minimini902 0
you know OP, your grandma has DEMENTIA. That means that she can't be held responsible for what she says (although. that still sucks that she said that).
matt9999 0
fail ur 60-
majones 0
he's 60th and 1st. don't be silly
Danielt104 6
That's when you tell your grandma she's a failure and leave
areakiller525 9
How the hell are u "first" 60
BoarderBoy15 0
top I'm at the top
noobgang7 5
same
volleyballx3 2
this is stupiiiid !
ImpatientFemale 0
wow that sucks dude, sorry
pongmaster 0
oh man that really sucks OP I would feel like mustard water
Ajjas013 6
Mustard water? Is that some kind of weird sexual thing?
crybabyreturns 0
hahaaaa
quietlytearful 0
mustard water? wait.... what??
Ajjas013 6
Yeah, it's some weird sexual thing.
AngryNinja 1
mustard water like.. diarrhea?
Ajjas013 6
No, mustard water like... Some weird sexual thing.
AngryNinja 1
I dunno. mustard water is runny and yellow.. like when you piss shit.
ALegitNinja 0
Look it up at Urban Dictionary.
AngryNinja 1
ahh, Ajjas was correct. my bad. however I do believe I just gagged. ew.
jamalw23 0
Lmao @ "no,mustard water like...some weird sexual thing".
Ajjas013 6
I was meaning to check Urban Dictionary on that one...
ravensunnyd 0
aw that's mean even if she has deminsia
Pointy130 0
My grandmother has dementia. She thought my dad was my long-dead (like 40 years dead) grandfather for a while, and now I don't een think she is capable of thought. Not saying that to be mean, she just kindof sits there in a semi-conscious state.
BlueJeans2626 0
what the hell number nine, do you even know what dementia is!? people who have it have almost no controll over what they say or do.
ManiacsRose 10
Actually they do have control of what they say or do - if they can say or do things. People with dementia are quite honest, brutally honest.
xKrazykingx 2
IM soo Bord
killabeast1 0
who said they deserved it u asshole
darkmis1 18
That sucks, but at least your parents ate together and they did have you.