Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML
Today, I went to the graveyard with my little brother to visit my grandfather's grave. While we were there, my brother suddenly asked me, "Can you die now? I hate you." He's 7 years-old. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML
Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her that, "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here." She replied, "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell." I laughed. She didn't. FML
Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML
Today, my tired son and I were riding a shuttle bus. An old lady got on, and I told him we needed to get up so she could have the seat. He started crying and screamed, "WHY? She's old, she's gonna die soon!" I wanted to melt into the ground. FML
Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML
Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML
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AwkwardHaole808 16
Well hello Satan.
limitles 14
YOU raised him. He's six, he doesn't know better, he only knows what you have taught him.
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Comments (68)
ncbb14 13
Kids say the darnedest things!
ncbb14 13
You sound like a bitch
Emma1562 35
What kind of devil child are you raising???
iwadasn 33
He probably overheard someone talking about people going to Hell when they die, but he didn't actually understand what Hell is.
iwadasn 33
He's six. He probably doesn't even know what it means.
NH_Freelancer 19
Son of a preacher...?
SalenaCrosse 16
Little demonspawn...I wish this was posted today that way it could have been 666 (via his age and then the date).
TyJaxShifter 8
~Out of the mouth of babes~ First off, the kid had the guts to actually say what he was thinking(possibly what other people were saying/thinking as well) directly to her face. That shows more courage than anyone who posts anything anonymously. Let's just say for arguments sake that the kid has gone to church his whole life and learned their teachings along with whatever he has picked up from the rest of his environment merging with his young, hungry mind and innocence forming his own sense of morality and justice giving him a reasonable idea of where one might end up on the scales of "Heaven and Hell". Being raised in a very strict and religious family in a highly abusive environment, I have seen the evil that goes on in life as well as within families. Before I was five I understood about the balances of good/evil, right/wrong, crime/punishment to an extensive degree. For all we know his grandmother could be/ have been his very own worst nightmare his whole life or a devil to someone he love(d/s) and he is just letting her know that she will be judged for her "sins" and sent to "Hell" as punishment for her actions on this earth. It probably wasn't the best time to tell grandma but at least she has/had some time to prepare for the hot weather.
secrecylies 2
Ask where he learned that. Oh my.
thatsme293 28
Maybe dad manufacturer this response?