Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML
Today, I went to the graveyard with my little brother to visit my grandfather's grave. While we were there, my brother suddenly asked me, "Can you die now? I hate you." He's 7 years-old. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML
Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her that, "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here." She replied, "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell." I laughed. She didn't. FML
Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML
Today, my tired son and I were riding a shuttle bus. An old lady got on, and I told him we needed to get up so she could have the seat. He started crying and screamed, "WHY? She's old, she's gonna die soon!" I wanted to melt into the ground. FML
Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML
Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML
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AwkwardHaole808 16
Well hello Satan.
limitles 14
YOU raised him. He's six, he doesn't know better, he only knows what you have taught him.
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Comments (68)
Fishin_for_Coins 7
I know this has nothing to do with this FML,but I think it's funny when someone tries to copy everyone else and give a suggestion that's meaningful,but ends up falling so short it has 50+ dislikes.
ilanie04 16
she probably is, i don't know about yours but most grandma's I know except one of mine, are evil little bitches
dcea 17
What a ****. what the **** is wrong with him?!
TruBlue777 0
Kids can be too honest at times lol
Terminator78 6
And that is why you don't teach small kids religion. They don't understand it anyways Though I'm older and I don't understand religion either but that's not the point XD
_thedoctorpotter 3
How about you don't teach religion at all? That sounds better.
moon119 0
Oh Dear God! Out of the mouths of babes... I would talk to him about blurting things out - all kids eventually learn that the hard way! I either wouldn't bring it uo with her or I'd say something like: "You know (name) is just a little boy, right?"
dcea 17
wth is wrong with him?!??
millsjoshua949 12
I would love to know how 6 year-old even knows about hell. What are you teaching him?