Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML
Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML
Today, after waking up to find a large spider outside my bedroom door and screaming, waking up my mum to kill it, she then sprayed it and went to pick it up. She then informed me it was made of plastic. My cat had got into the Halloween decorations from the spare room and decided to play. FML
Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML
Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML
Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML
Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
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TJPM69 0
dude that sucks, i hate spiders sooo much
MiddleChild08 0
I would have totally freaked out, because I am terrified of spiders. But weren't they moving while you were carrying the box? Or did they think "Hey, let's stay still so that he thinks we are fake, and when we get to the living room we can escape!"...
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BlackBloodRose 0
meet your new friends shoe, bug spray, and swatter
reecescuphoe 0
god id scream and run out the house lol
Improbability 0
Really? I think I'd temporarily go insane and start stomping in every direction I could, provided I was wearing shoes. I don't want those things breeding in my house! Now if I wasn't wearing shoes, then I probably would run outside and refuse to go back in until my husband found and killed them all. Rational? No. But when it comes to creepy crawlers and spiders in particular, I'm not really concerned with appearing rational...
jchansfan 0
At least it wasn't a box of bats... Just saying... lol... :P
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
or a box of disappointment...
DoomJeff91 2
Or a box to the left, to the left. Everything you own in a box to the left.
girlygirl666 0
Hahah that song just came on the radio as I read your comment.
kimia123 2
Hahaha, funny comment! xD I hate spiders too. The other day whilst hoovering behind my bedroom door a tarantula-sized spider scuttled away. Almost had a heart attack... But yeah, at least those spiders really brought the message of Halloween home for you. I'd've stomped on them too
24788 7
If they aren't poisonous eat them for max win. That's max protein and max win. You can't lose.
jchansfan 0
And you're just max grossness. lol :P
OhMyGodOx 0
Erghhh! Hahhah Ox'
perdix 31
Wow, you live in a magic house! Don't go near your wife's *****.
Shmeaty 0
this is so gay. who the hell cares? your life is not f'd.
blobner_bob 0
dude now there are at least 10 spiders running around their house that's a bad thing especially if you have kids.
Youadoreme69 4
there are at least 10 spiders in everyone's house. They are nasty though.
Anonymiz 4
OP is from Hawaii! These could be massive spiders (and 4 native types are poisonous). Cane spiders alone can be 3-4 inches wide, can grow to the size of a softball and have been known to chase people around rooms! *shudder*
Giant85 0
ok...that's ******. if I tried to step on a spider, missed, and it turned and chase me, I would go insane
tournamentdecide 33
There are spiders in California that if they see you touch where they're living, they'll attack you.
flinkpamingo 0
ARACHNIPHOBIA!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHRRRRGGG! Horrifying, absolutely horrifying! I HATE these things! a⋅rach⋅nid /əˈræknɪd/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [uh-rak-nid] Show IPA –noun 1. any wingless, carnivorous arthropod of the class Arachnida, including spiders, scorpions, mites, ticks, and daddy-longlegs, having a body divided into two parts, the cephalothorax and the abdomen, and having eight appendages and no antennae. Compare insect. –adjective 2. belonging or pertaining to the arachnids. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Origin: 1865–70; < NL Arachnida < Gk aráchn(ē) spider, spider's web + NL -ida -ida Related forms: a⋅rach⋅ni⋅dan /əˈræknɪdən/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [uh-rak-ni-duhn] Show IPA , adjective, noun
pitbulllove 0
OMG! I'd have been on the frickin ceiling!
boatkicker 5
spiders can climb walls and frequently hang out near my ceiling til i kick them out.
nichole_wood 0
god i hate spiders. when me n my friend got out his halloween decorations he found a bag of spiders n threw some at me. i screamed. :l lol fyl