Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Mom of the year
Today, I was feeling suicidal and needed to talk to someone about it, so I called up the only person in the world who cares about me: my mom. Or so I thought. Her immediate response was, “You should go ahead and end it.” FML
Priorities
Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
Thanks for the support
Today, I felt suicidal and told my mum I was going to hang myself from my curtain rod. All she cared about was the rod possibly coming loose and damaging the wall. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
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lifeisfuckedup 0
omg. this made me laugh out loud. (sorry) ps. don't kill yourself :)
zebendyone 0
You must not tell your mom you love her very often, do you? XD
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Comments (24)
tifftaff14 0
can't a child just love her mom? (dramatic)
l3allin_all_day 0
well are you??
Tequila_Hilton 3
hahahahaha
changesinme 0
loved not love, so maybe his/her mum might be hinting something
robz0rz 0
Are you if I click 'you're life sucks'?
wriptidez 0
thats because u tell her so rarely she was shocked tell her more often
Shahtx22 0
my mom does the same. I didn't know that was an FML
Ikz_Hustler 9
Tell her you love her more, but I don't think you deserved it!
AthletsRun 0
yerp
UsernameUnknown 7
You were never loved.