Today, I told my girlfriend I needed someone to talk to because I just found out my aunt has cancer. She told me to talk to her in an hour, Spongebob was on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML
Today, my grandma was diagnosed with lung cancer. We're very close, and I called my boyfriend, really needing some support. I'd barely told him what had happened, when he replied, "Babe, I'm in the middle of a game here. Call me later." FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML
Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Today, my wife, who recently had cancer, made an offhand comment that my 30-year-old sister took offense to. Instead of saying something, she went and called our parents. My dad then called and yelled at me for 5 minutes about it. FML
Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML
Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML
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Top comments
briedis 0
I love Spongebob :D But yeah, pretty insesitive girlfriend...
hpnerd 0
Spongebob is an hour long? Some girlfriend..
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Comments (175)
Neenertastic 0
Maybe it was that hour-long special when Spongebob gets cancer and Patrick has to console him while he goes through the experience and she needed to take some pointers before she discussed it with you. I KNOW...that's wrong...I'm sorry. Well, your girlfriend sucks and hopefully you found a friend to lend an ear. As for her? I don't know. She sounds pretty damned cold hearted.
moosey1234 0
omgg!!! that soo sounds what my friend would say to her bf!!!! lol
AlexJakubsen1 0
hey **** you poeple, spongebob is ver, very importnat
Ox_Baker 0
You deserve that one for having a 12-year-old girlfriend.
dancing_bear 0
You did tell her why you wanted to talk, didn't you? If you just said "I want to talk to you", how is she supposed to know it's about something serious? Sorry about your aunt, anyway.
iverson_fml 0
I agre with number 54 spongebob is vury important
gleidu77 0
someone who watches spongebob is not old enough to date. so YDI.
666midnight 0
OMG SPONGEBOB! Epic... When does your gf go to high school?
alex_vik 1
You date 7 year olds?
irlydontcare 0
don't date children you pervert.