Today, I told my girlfriend I needed someone to talk to because I just found out my aunt has cancer. She told me to talk to her in an hour, Spongebob was on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML
Today, my grandma was diagnosed with lung cancer. We're very close, and I called my boyfriend, really needing some support. I'd barely told him what had happened, when he replied, "Babe, I'm in the middle of a game here. Call me later." FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML
Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Today, my wife, who recently had cancer, made an offhand comment that my 30-year-old sister took offense to. Instead of saying something, she went and called our parents. My dad then called and yelled at me for 5 minutes about it. FML
Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML
Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML
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briedis 0
I love Spongebob :D But yeah, pretty insesitive girlfriend...
hpnerd 0
Spongebob is an hour long? Some girlfriend..
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Comments (175)
twistoffate89 0
That's what you get for dating a 10-year old.
Tehalon 0
In an hour your aunt would still have cancer and you have to agree that spongebob is awesom.. more like a FY aunt's L if anything. Besides that, you didn't tell your gf that your aunt has cancer (obviously). Don't find it a FML nor a YDI.
kkooaallaass 0
wow that sucks. i hope your aunt gets better. you should def. dump her
Endymion_fml 0
Come on, she'll still have it in an hour, right?
ohhhhshizzz 0
I would have dumped that bitch, right that second.
PlasticShark 0
tell her spongebob has cancer
abcdefghijklmno_fml 0
what a sad bitch. and besides, the dumbass could've TiVoed it or watched it on *gasp* YOUTUBE!
littlefrog_fml 0
I do love Spongebob, but there's no excuse for that. As long as you just said "I need to talk", and didn't explain. Well actually she should have listened anyways!
blb1989 0
Today, my girlfriend called me a pedophile. I responded, "that's a big word for an 8 year old". FML
GloomySkyz 0
Don't mess with a girls childhood, It just doesn't work. Besides, If you play Video Games and blew her off before, This is all a prank. My suggestion is that you wait an hour or so when this happens, Maybe go on omegle and talk with someone, Or someone through facebook/myspace Or you could always just go call another friend.