Today, I told my friend I'm going vegetarian. He's now calling me "Reek" after the guy from Game of Thrones, because I'm apparently a "dickless loser" now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I realized I've become a stereotypical militant vegan when I told a friend that we should start raising Lone Star ticks and dropping them around town so we could spread meat allergies and force people to eat vegan. FML
Today, an old man started telling me about the high price of meat. I told him I wouldn't know, since I'm a vegetarian. His reply was, "Oh, most vegetarians are slimmer." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML
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Top comments
Sunflora219 26
Lol, a meatless loser.
SubparAtBest 23
No It Reeks
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Comments (115)
sparkledoge 29
That's weird. I eat meat and i have a vegan friend, when he told me he was vegan i just said "okay nice to know". Only thing i did was explain a few things to him about eggs an milk because the ideas he had of these products were beyond ****** up but i'm not going to call him a loser for that or shove it in his mouth. Yes some vegans/vegetarians are annoying especially when they feel the need to justify their way to live with the dumbest reason. But people who drink or some do that too and i don't see as many people saying they're annoying.
DanielleinDC 34
Your friend's an ass. Just 'cause I went vegan doesn't mean I stopped eating chocolate. (And you can always say something like, "It's not like I gave up pizza or anything.") Lots of luck with your new diet and lifestyle. Don't let the pushy carnists bring you down.
manuwish 9
glad you are vegetarian OP! :)) be proud xoxoxo don't let the careless non-environmental, egomaniacs get to you! stand up for your belief and be assured you are doing something good for nature, life and everyone! besides, you'll have more stamina when you feed on vegetable protein, because it is easier to digest and helps build your muscles faster! you live longer, healthier and the prettiest and sweetest girls are usually vegetarian..so, don't give up on that ok? ;))
Mynamewontfi 40
What a mess of a comment... You make it sound like he's in some kind of cult.
lina121 2
Well I'm happy for you
xnemesis1981 15
Just to clarify my earlier comment, it was a support message to our learned friend Reek not a dig at others. I apologise to those who took it personally. My family farms beef cattle and I come from a long line of butchers - I don't care if others eat meat unless they give me crap and if they do then yes, that's what I will hurl at them because the amount of people who take a shit on you for living your life according to your own values suggests that yes - there are a lot of sheep who can't handle someone not conforming to how the majority of the population is socialised.
ExHelios 5
yes you are
rhymeswithmayo 4
Looks like it's time to consider loosing that friend.
Vandrak 8
That was a stupid comment your friend made. everyone knows a vegetarian diet makes your balls fall off and not your penis. And it takes a least a month of no meat for that to happen.
vdh5ever 4
Um... Spoiler?
Jonjon554 16
he's right, you know