Today, I told my friend I'm going vegetarian. He's now calling me "Reek" after the guy from Game of Thrones, because I'm apparently a "dickless loser" now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I realized I've become a stereotypical militant vegan when I told a friend that we should start raising Lone Star ticks and dropping them around town so we could spread meat allergies and force people to eat vegan. FML
Today, an old man started telling me about the high price of meat. I told him I wouldn't know, since I'm a vegetarian. His reply was, "Oh, most vegetarians are slimmer." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML
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Top comments
Sunflora219 26
Lol, a meatless loser.
SubparAtBest 23
No It Reeks
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Comments (115)
SiraSiemens 21
my mother taught me not to throw stones at vegetarians... but my father taught me: aim for their head!
MrsHoffman 11
I kinda like your friend LOL!!!
SuckShitDie 10
I just ******* LOVE stereotyping!! All vegans are dicks, all Jews are penny pinchers, all white girls love Starbucks...well that last one might be true lol
kdmittens 9
Vegans last longer in bed!
whynot159 9
Wow!! Making fun of people who can't stand eating dead animals is sooooo virtuous. We are not bad people, the ones that go on rants all of the time aren't my friends.
McFishFilet 9
Can't say he's wrong
superapple 23
Well done for making a decision that promotes health and compassion :) Don't let people like your friend pull you down though. You'll meet more people like him/ her along your journey. Also, just ignore all the hateful, ignorant and uneducated comments on here and just do your thing. *thumbs up*
EevieBear 26
I'm sorry op, that sucks. I'm vegetarian too and it's really frustrating when people call you names and think they are so original for it. FYL, op.
vincent6864 18
this post makes my hype because ramsay is finally dead
umnonotreally 7
We are omnivores.