Today, I told my friend I'm going vegetarian. He's now calling me "Reek" after the guy from Game of Thrones, because I'm apparently a "dickless loser" now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I realized I've become a stereotypical militant vegan when I told a friend that we should start raising Lone Star ticks and dropping them around town so we could spread meat allergies and force people to eat vegan. FML
Today, an old man started telling me about the high price of meat. I told him I wouldn't know, since I'm a vegetarian. His reply was, "Oh, most vegetarians are slimmer." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML
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Top comments
Sunflora219 26
Lol, a meatless loser.
SubparAtBest 23
No It Reeks
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Comments (115)
DoomedGemini 38
There's dicks of any kind. When there's only a few different options for living, there's going to be a LOT of dicks in each option. In this case, the omnivore was the dick. Let's not try to turn this to op somehow deserved it just because he went vegetarian. That said, it's also pretty ignorant to claim everyone here is just going off a story told rather than a bad experience, or more, with dick vegans/vegetarians. It'd be great if we could all be tolerant and not care about what others eat but we can just control ourselves. I'm sorry to vegans/vegetarians that get harassed by omnivores, eat what you want and what makes you feel best.
shelly1927 20
Well when he gets so fat he can't see his own penis and his arteries clog while you're healthy, we'll see who's really the "dickless loser" then.
MandieL 27
I know an obese vegetarian. Just because you are vegetarian, does not mean you automatically eat healthy.
Kristoffer 35
YDI for being trendy instead of healthy.
tranced_ 45
wew I was worried I might bump into a spoiler!
s0phizzle 2
congrats man I've been vegetarian since the new year and have loved it!!
atleast_fml 6
your life sucks despise your friend's abuse, it sucks cause you're going vegetarian
sohigh10 34
I am a forced vegetarian because meat is expensive. I still eat it sporadically, but I think meat should definitely go back to being the luxury product that it really is, instead of the commodity we've made it.
Mungolikecandy 19
Apparently the healthiest diet is a meat meal once a week and vegetarian the rest. Although the way research changes it may have altered ten times since I typed this.
sohigh10 34
Everything either makes you fat or gives you cancer, it's best to just rely on common sense and not worry too much about the research
Robby2448 20
I'm sorry, after being an avid GoT fan, that's hilarious!
anaheimangels40 11
Your friend is right!
Cenobyte 10
Your friend sounds like he's got insecurity issues.