Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML
Today, a senior girl in my college-level biology course asked our professor what periods are like when you’re pregnant. FML
Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
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Top comments
tyler1 0
OMG I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM! i haven't my period in 15 YEARS! then again im a 15 year old guy..
memyselfandi_fml 0
well, do you have any idea as to why you wouldn't be getting your period for 5 months straight if you weren't? mine skips for like two months if i'm stressed but that's about it.
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Comments (87)
blink_kid 32
So were you pregnant?
evhrocks876 4
You deserve it for being bitchy
blackwidowtaco 31
Go buy a pregnancy kit, op.
worldclassrager 41
It's a pretty obvious answer why it hasn't come up unless you have passed through menopause No age given worth a shot
writerchic85 26
You could be pregnant and just not show. It's happened before.
janfleury 19
Are you pregnant? There is no one look for 5 months along. I have seen some that looked like 7 months and seen some who looked like they always did. You can't tell be looks. That said she was mean saying that to you.
laurellkawes 31
You need to see a gyno. Mine would skip for two or three months, I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with PCOS. It's better to catch anything like that early
anon385 23
Dude mine comes whenever it wants. Twice a month or twice a year. Maybe even 4 times a month. *sigh* im dead serious
fantasyworld 39
I would go see the gynecologist.
Chesnut30 5
i hate to break it to you, but you might be 5 monhs pregnant