Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML
Today, a senior girl in my college-level biology course asked our professor what periods are like when you’re pregnant. FML
Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
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tyler1 0
OMG I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM! i haven't my period in 15 YEARS! then again im a 15 year old guy..
memyselfandi_fml 0
well, do you have any idea as to why you wouldn't be getting your period for 5 months straight if you weren't? mine skips for like two months if i'm stressed but that's about it.
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berlin_hennessy 0
Ummm I think the point is that you told someone you were 5 months late, they asked the most obvious question imaginable, and then you got offended.... Although there are other explanations of course, I really don't see how that could possibly be offensive to ask - it's the most likely explanation unless you've been completely celibate which she couldn't possibly know. What would you expect her to say?
linzhart333 8
WOW. you're stupid. if you havent had a period in 5 months...YOU ARE PREGNANT. omg.
xNephilim 19
OMG or maybe OP never had sex before. OMG.
militarybrat 21
Not always. This statement is dumb.
kyrspark 0
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My_Sweet_Shadow 4
**** this site, my comments get moderated when they are completely appropriate and not at all offensive. But stupid, ******* comments like this one that I am replying to, are all over this site and don't get moderated? Apparently me replying to an FML stating it's not so much karma as it is just a short awkward confrontation is utterly offensive but this comment is not. I REALLY would like to know who is moderating my comments because IMO you are doing a terrible job. It's like the cops that wait behind a bush to give a ticket to people that make a right hand turn at a light before 7 PM on weekdays. Instead of you know being out and about looking for real crime? Like those drunk drivers, idiots that run red lights causing major accidents, robberies or whatever else. Probably going to moderate this comment again but whatever.
xsarahxbabeh 0
hahahaha.
eduardosuritalov 0
LMFAAOO ouuuu burrnnnn
Kingmort35 4
Its creepy that number seven has a pic of a big fat guy hugging a dog. Seductively.. Plus he calls himself a gyno. Im scared
moonglow93 4
haha dam well 5 moths is not that big lol
zoezola 0
she probably wasnt referring to your weight. most likely she was confused about what, other than pregnancy, would cause you to not have your period.
fogrunner 13
... I don't get it
loganberrybat 11
Why the hell would you wait 5 months before doing anything about it?! Dick
militarybrat 21
I waited 10 months before doing anything about my issue (opposite issue OP has). Reason why is because my family never talks about that kind of thing. Maybe she was embarrassed?
cecilk 29
I stopped getting my period a few month before some important exams. I wouldn't have gone to a doctor because I was soooo glad it was gone and I had a few months without pain and vomiting and fainting (it's not that bad anymore nowadays). But after four months my mum decided that it wasn't healthy and dragged me to the doctor. He prescribed some drugs and my mum bought them on the way home. Never took any of them as a few minutes after arriving home my body decided that it wasn't stressed anymore.