Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML
Today, a senior girl in my college-level biology course asked our professor what periods are like when you’re pregnant. FML
Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
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tyler1 0
OMG I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM! i haven't my period in 15 YEARS! then again im a 15 year old guy..
memyselfandi_fml 0
well, do you have any idea as to why you wouldn't be getting your period for 5 months straight if you weren't? mine skips for like two months if i'm stressed but that's about it.
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Comments (87)
debbtennis 0
hahahhahah!!! this was the funnnjiest thig ever!!
loganohh 0
Not having a period for 5 months when you aren't pregnant is probably the sign of a really serious problem. Are you really so much of a moron that you haven't thought to go see a doctor at any point over those past 5 months?
christinaaa_fml 0
she could be right ya' know. and shes not trying to be mean.
kentf 0
My mother was 8 months with me and nobody believed her. Needless to say, I'm here now, so she wasn't lying. Alternatively, you asked the fatal question that you just don't answer. "Do I look pregnant" is equivalent to "Do I look fat" , which anyone with half a braincell will avoid answering like their life depends on it. If you look fat, you'll know it, please don't ask. There's a mirror, you're not blind, but think reasonably. Looking like a skeleton with curves ain't normal either. You are free to ask if you look anorexic or not however, that's not socially awkward. If people comment you're not eating enough and look a little thin, they ain't telling lies.
Dark_Snowy 0
I had this friend we all joked looked preg and after 6 months of joking she told us she was 9 months along. It was still mean of us though. What was I going to say??? Oh. Both answers were undesirable and potentially mean. Thus you were in fact asking a trick question. Well, it was probably more rhetorical but it's still not an answer to get upset about. I was mean to my friend and your friend is not being mean to you. Ironic... almost.
fcuk_fml 0
well.. are you? it sounds pretty either way.
Curcolio_fml 0
Someone know how they call "déni de grossesse" in english ? Have you heard about that woman who didn't know she was pregnant, and was so surprised that she put her babies (3 or 4, can't remember) in a freezer ? It's a common "disease", and a friend of mine, as well as #24 (it looks like it, no offense meant) actually is 6 months pregnant, when she just lost 10 kilos and never thought about a baby. She never felt sick, neither did her body change or anything. She knew it when she went to see the doctor because she thought her periods were irregular... She's 19 years old and a single mom, with only 3 months to prepare herself for her little boy. Make sure it's not your case.
lellow_fml 0
Look up PCOS. I did that once, and it turns out I have this hormone disorder . . . Sucks, but it's better to know.
pat101 0
Your preggers. I feel for the man. Well, I guess that gives you an excuse to pig out on icecream.
milifeaintfucked 0
Try going on birth control?, it helped my case alot id skip three or four months freak because i was in a serious relationship with my bf, then realize that everything was fine. Take a test, go see a doctor. etc