Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML
Today, a senior girl in my college-level biology course asked our professor what periods are like when you’re pregnant. FML
Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
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Top comments
tyler1 0
OMG I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM! i haven't my period in 15 YEARS! then again im a 15 year old guy..
memyselfandi_fml 0
well, do you have any idea as to why you wouldn't be getting your period for 5 months straight if you weren't? mine skips for like two months if i'm stressed but that's about it.
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Comments (87)
memyselfandi_fml 0
well, do you have any idea as to why you wouldn't be getting your period for 5 months straight if you weren't? mine skips for like two months if i'm stressed but that's about it.
djsledgehammer 0
I wonder if the OP's a guy o_O
Mjwnenrjs 17
it says at the top with a blue arrow or a purple cross if they are a boy or girl
cerulean_rules 2
My friend misses her period for four months and it turned out she had a disease that caused anorexia. How do you like them apples?
duma191 21
malnourishment can cause you not to have a period. or certain birth controll.
xyuukinekox 15
It's possible to not be. I skipped mine for four months before. Turns out nothing was wrong. It's usually just stress that causes that.
dearkidnapper 0
HAHA I pee'd my pants laughing at this!
curryisforGs 2
Cool Story Bro. Tell It Again.
thebaroness1984 0
You should probably see a gyno.
cp2292 0
Yeah... you are probs preggers
Blank_fml 0
it is possible to not have ure period for months if your a teen and ure within the first 3yrs of getting ure period (happened to my friend) but that's ure fault. Next time just say the the classical no
ZeroIce 12
5- what in the hell did you write? "ure"? Please spell correctly. I had to keep re-reading this comment because i couldnt under stand it. At leaset you know its "you're" amd not "your".
ElizabethNL93 20
Well, 5, the last half of your comment made no sense. Also how is this OP's fault?
Jezzebel1 10
*least
kittykat1501 31
"the the classical no"
bocarosa 0
hah. thats pretty funny. not ur period. what ur friend said. :P
sillypun 0
it can happen for any number of reasons from stress to too much exercise to other more serious health issues. Most women not on birth control are somewhat irregular b/c their hormones are not being artificially controlled. singed, your amateur gynecologist.
xkatiebugger10x 4
*signed Sorry, I had to do it.(:
I_lost_the_game 25
7- do you often "sing" your letters?
magnetic_aura 26
The past tense of sing is sang. What he said was "singed" as in singe. Like to burn...
KillxKatie 0
Haha my friends always joke around with me that im pregnant because mine can skip 2-3 months at a time but it always comes back.
KilaKika 24
Lucky!!!
Carmen31 20
yeah. mine skips 2-3 months too. the most I had is a year...
melkman 0
you should loose weight more often
milagros1997 9
You should suck a dick then-.-
Flora_fml 6
You might be anemic...