Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. He responded by blowing his nose into his hand, wiping it in my hair, then saying "There, a REAL problem to whine about." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
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flockz 20
why does your dad have copies of Taylor Swift albums?
photoquilty 6
On a sitcom, that would be funny. But totally undeserved. I hate when people think life is a sitcom.
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Comments (78)
EpicSquishii 21
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Dead_Bunny213 5
If you broke up with her then you shouldn't be crying like a bitch anyways
jmcr 27
Why not? It could had been really messy that both said hurtful things to each other you dont know how they broke up. Break ups are never fun for either party usually unless youre one of those guys whos brain is in his lower head...
Zebediabolical 45
Well, OP. Did you cry like a little bitch or not? That makes a huge difference to me in the YDI/FYL department.
KixiSummer 10
Noah??? It's Summer. Is the OP's name Noah cuz that will be so bad
worldclassrager 41
Well if breaking up was the right thing then so be it...but honestly if he is trying to make you cry just do so to make it stop..,
divadro102 16
Best song I've ever heard is "Rainy Night in Georgia". Oh lord it's so awesome. Listen to that, and then blast some Neophye tracks and she'll just be a memory.
MsMourningStar 22
Your dad's a prick.
chuckcloninger 12
I assume you left the house until you could gain some control? Or you don't know how to make whatever is making the music and throw it against the wall? It usually takes only one throw for Dad to realize he may be in error by playing sad songs.
ChatAlors_fml 16
Does he look like a bitch ?
K410 18
YDI for dumping her