Painful periods
Lincoln, United Kingdom
Today, I cut my balls while shaving. They wouldn't stop bleeding, so I had to go about my day wearing a maxi pad. My girlfriend won't stop congratulating me on growing into a beautiful young woman. FML
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manb91uk 22
I can tell this is a difficult period in your life. I recommend a hot water bottle, ice cream, a romcom and lots of lounging on the couch.
Kurliez408 32
Shouldn't you have gone to the hospital if it was so bad?
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Kurliez408 32
Shouldn't you have gone to the hospital if it was so bad?
RichardPencil 32
What? And have the whole hospital staff laugh at him like his girlfriend did? When you shave your balls, you’re on your own — there’s no help in case of a mishap. That’s why it takes balls to shave balls!
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
I see what you did there...
yeongji 31
I work in ED and have had people come in with the same chief complaint. Lets just say it is not a laughable matter since a story like this is considered tame and boring in comparison to other stuff (involving sexual parts of the body) we see.
Rabite 28
I think it's more of a "I don't want to spot my third pair of underwear for this" type of situation.
Zekfen 17
Might I suggest you apply some icy/hot to help it heal?
manb91uk 22
I can tell this is a difficult period in your life. I recommend a hot water bottle, ice cream, a romcom and lots of lounging on the couch.
Glowworm56 27
Man, you feel like a woman!
RichardPencil 32
It’s good to know your girlfriend gets such schadenfreude over your misfortune. You two will have a wonderful life together!
Allie614032 34
Wouldn't a band-aid or two have sufficed?
pjsr 33
Ouch! Hell no
RichardPencil 32
You’re obviously female.
hellphone_fml 37
I've cut my lady bits and i wore a pad too, no way in hell would i put a bandaid there
pjsr 33
That’s funny. Period.
DanielleinDC 34
Be glad she uses maxi pads. If she used tampons or a menstrual cup, you'd be out of luck.
realjojo 11
Gender equity achieved by careless shaving! If you were more careless, you could achieve more...
Lobby_Bee 18
Strong enough for a women, but made for a man.