Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. He responded by blowing his nose into his hand, wiping it in my hair, then saying "There, a REAL problem to whine about." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
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flockz 20
why does your dad have copies of Taylor Swift albums?
photoquilty 6
On a sitcom, that would be funny. But totally undeserved. I hate when people think life is a sitcom.
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Comments (78)
Mr_Loudmouth 9
Your dad is awesome! He just gave me a great idea for the day I have this same conversation with my son.
mattlw 25
That's alright. You will get over it one day and find another love. Unfortunately for your dad though, he will probably always be an asshole!
smacky187 9
There are sad breakup songs?
iChompYa 18
Troll dad at their best :P is okay though
jmcr 27
Thats really harsh it especially how he WANTS to watch you cry although there is nothing wrong about crying yes even the guys, its human nature
EffyFails 18
Sorry but to be fair, you broke up with her, it was your choice so you shouldn't need to cry really, she's going to be the heartbroken one
angebotsicle 2
yeah umm that's not how breakups work
Ibeatmyself 3
Years from now you and your dad will look back on what he did and you both will have a good laugh
StEpHiE1226 12
Yer dad is hilarious op
interesting33 37
I think it is cruel and unsupportive :( He wasn't trying to joke. He was just being mean by the sound of it
ninjacow123 6
You should man the **** up then
kurodansei 16
It's the only way he could reveal his collection of break up songs and save space.