Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. He responded by blowing his nose into his hand, wiping it in my hair, then saying "There, a REAL problem to whine about." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
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flockz 20
why does your dad have copies of Taylor Swift albums?
photoquilty 6
On a sitcom, that would be funny. But totally undeserved. I hate when people think life is a sitcom.
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Comments (78)
Allennis44 16
Well, DID you cry like a bitch?
AlphaPrice 7
When a mom see a kid about to mess up she tell him what not to do instead of making him learn by him/her self. When a dad sees a kid about mess up he says wait wait wait.... *opens beer* well go on do it
LyraAlluse 25
That brings tough love to a whole new level.
RD540EDGE 6
Sounds quite a bit like my own dad
profligatesoul 18
That's what you get for being emo with your dad. Dude, sersly
LifelessStars 22
Why cry? YOU broke up with your girlfriend.
SwtCherryPie 26
If you still live with your parents, I doubt you are old enough to have a true "serious" relationship. High school relationships are bullshit and never last. Regardless of how serious you think you were, you weren't.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Someone sounds bitter.
Filia_Palladis 8
Get off your high horse, will you? Most high school relationships may not be serious, but some are; and due to the raging adolescent hormones and unfamiliarity with romance, even the relationships that turn out to be insignificant in retrospect FEEL very intense at the time. This guy just got his heart broken, probably for the first time. Give him a break.
NoOneLovesYou 13
Pffft, sorry to push you off your high horse... but some high school relationships are serious. I know several people who are married with kids, well into their 30's, who were high school sweethearts. Just because YOU'RE bitter about how shitty your relationships were doesn't mean everyone else's were as well. (:
chinagirl3343 8
Your dad is a major jerk
PhishloverA 14
Your dad is nice
Filia_Palladis 8
THAT is completely ******-up; I'm so sorry for you. Hopefully your mother will be more understanding.