Today, same as every other day, I had to pick up around 8 spoons because my cats love to take them and drop them on the floor around my house so they can listen to the noise. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML
Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML
Today, I spilled the bowl of cat food I'd just filled. I picked it all up in front of my cat, but he refused to eat any of it. I had to put the food back into the packet and fill the bowl all over again. My cat is a prince. FML
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML
Today, I came home from work to pet-sit 2 dogs and 3 cats, only to find the dispenser for the cat food empty. I'd filled the dispenser yesterday and thought I'd placed it where the dogs couldn't reach it after I left for work. The Labrador could in fact reach, and a week's worth of cat food is now in her stomach. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
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Top comments
infinitemonkey 21
Maybe keep your silverware in a drawer?
Tripartita 45
"… so they can listen to the noise." On the up side, your feline mind-reading abilities are strong AF.
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Comments (25)
Tomato_Cheese 22
Well at least they aren't dropping knives around your house...
Tripartita 45
"… so they can listen to the noise." On the up side, your feline mind-reading abilities are strong AF.
ScratchCatPower 32
Consider yourself lucky that spoons aren't normally razor sharp.
infinitemonkey 21
Maybe keep your silverware in a drawer?
shadowofablackcrow 2
That wont stop a determined cat. had a cat once break into the cupboard and tear apart his food box. pretty sure he could have pierced the can had I not heard the clattering and investigated
species4872 20
If they like the noise make a recording and play that.
darshini_ii 24
You should now cat-proof the house.
StrugsNotDrugs 19
My dog likes to steal knives :/ I'd rather the spoons... anyways op, that's pretty cute! Cats are the best. ?
zaidthunder1 27
You should get your cats some clinky toys.
Deadpoolscomedywriter 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
why is this a FML? either you get upset to easily or your don't know if it's a FML
Arashikage 18
If it keeps happening on a daily basis it'll no doubt get annoying
r83839 22
Your cats are very bored, and they're just trying to entertain themselves. You need to play with them. Try one of those feather toys.