Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. He responded by blowing his nose into his hand, wiping it in my hair, then saying "There, a REAL problem to whine about." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
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flockz 20
why does your dad have copies of Taylor Swift albums?
photoquilty 6
On a sitcom, that would be funny. But totally undeserved. I hate when people think life is a sitcom.
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Comments (78)
EpicSquishii 21
This is exactly like a previous FML
Bakarra 22
There's so many of these that soon it's going to be: Love Animals Money Sex Miscellaneous Asshole Dads
annie_nk 23
Let the staff know and this'll be taken down.
Enslaved 38
Maybe that's his way of trying to help. I always play sad music when I'm heart broken, relate to the songs, cry and then have a clearer mind afterwards.
barfcannon 24
His dad did it specifically to see him cry. Any help the OP may have received was unintentional.
locomodo 7
On the other hand, listening to sad songs when you're sad might actually help you feel better (suggested evidence in a psychological study)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Looks like your dad forgot what it was to be young and heartbroken
kidsgotastinky 11
You really did deserve it. You're dad was just being a dad by trolling you like dads do. Puts hair on your chest
ozpunker 20
Kick him in the balls to watch him cry like a little bitch.
TaytheHuman 8
you broke up with a girl and he thinks you're sad? rofl
D3ATHZ3RO 15
Great guy your dad
golden_warrior 23
Trolling comments have become another fad in the comment section. Often times used in the wrong context.
ciaraaahhh 10
Your dad is a dick!