mags
United States
Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said, "See you in a decade." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Schaumburg, United States
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
beautyschool22
United States
Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML
suze44
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Prepper
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Kyle
United States
Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML
kaitylait
Canada
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks, I hate it
Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
tooearly
United States
Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Auberry, United States
How thoughtful
Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
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Romulus, United States
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML
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bobdole 0
that was funny, but a simple joke. your life is not effed, don't worry.
Amkii 0
LOL! Your dad rocks.
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Comments (43)
sexygirl123 0
r u sure it wasnt just a joke?
Guiseppi 0
Hahahaha, hilarious!
Froenx 0
of course you could shoot back with 'unlike you, I'm doing something about the way i look'
louisianagrrrrl 0
He was probably just kidding. My dad says stuff like that to my aunt whenever she's around.
shoot_me 0
Your dad is hilarious!!! LOL
medina55 0
this kinda makes me mad little jokes from parents that we all have received and people post it as an fml your life isnt efed you probably have a better life than all of us here
omgmoobs25 0
geez girls get so sensitive and cant take a joke about thier looks or weight or something....
My_averageFML 0
you set yourself up for that one that's a big YDI.
brianjman14 23
wow crybaby it was a JOKE
fatalkiss 0
ydi for not having a sense of humor