mags
United States
Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said, "See you in a decade." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Schaumburg, United States
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
beautyschool22
United States
Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML
suze44
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Prepper
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Kyle
United States
Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML
kaitylait
Canada
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks, I hate it
Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
tooearly
United States
Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Auberry, United States
How thoughtful
Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
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Romulus, United States
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML
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bobdole 0
that was funny, but a simple joke. your life is not effed, don't worry.
Amkii 0
LOL! Your dad rocks.
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wriptidez 0
sincerely331 0
I really hope yur daddy was joking wit yu cause if he wasn't then he's really mean for sayin that to his child
sannamm 5
I would say to him "hey asshole. I've been told I look exactly like you :)"
taylorrswift 0
Haha.. that was really funny. Added to my favorites:)
jaysweet112197 8
not really' i asume he was making a joke. my dad does that to me all the time & i know he doesnt mean it he just likes to bug me
XPlasticSmilesX 0
lol my dad would say the same thing XD. in my house we tend to joke around alot like that lol
HollyoaksFan93 9
Not if they're horrible ones. Especially of your parents.
rozieslothinator 0
this one goes on the favorites list
writergirl23 19
At least he thinks you'll be pretty someday
mikaelkarlsson 13
Great dad