kaitylait
Canada
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
LukesSkyWalker
United States
Hitting the gym
Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML
skinnyguy23
Briarcliff Manor, United States
Today, I received a package. When my mom asked what I had bought, I had told her that I had ordered dumbbells and was going to start lifting. She laughed her way into the kitchen. FML
hannahg
Romulus, United States
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
NotGay
Lake Zurich, United States
Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML
....
Canada
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
FBI1236
Karachi, Pakistan
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Furnando
Close to me
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
Anonymous
Rochester, United States
Today, I finally told my father that I was picked on at college all this year over my hearing disability. When I told him one of the jokes they made about me, he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. FML
Anon
Omaha, United States
Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML
Top comments
ariannaimelda 7
On the bright side he supports you :D
kidclarke 15
What is this "gym" you speak of?
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Comments (112)
heyman816 0
Same would've happened to me
Iamnotmyself 17
-1 That's when you know you're "wining"
PutItIn 8
Win
eminemchick 19
so if its losing when you spell winning wrong, is it winning when you spell loosing wrong? hmm.
theaws0m3guy 4
Bravo, bravo.
Friaza 29
Good luck losing those bingo wings :D
mrdiehler 0
Not me
andy_l 14
Encore, encore!
BrittanyB94 0
That's funny haha, good luck at the gym!
deathmetalkill 3
What do you need good luck for at a gym?
josebeto1 6
Hey OP atleast you're doing more than his lazy ass sitting on the couch
riversilver 2
u to be talking fatty
ariannaimelda 7
On the bright side he supports you :D
PrickHead 0
is she doesnt go to the gym, he wont be the only thing she needs to support her...
toastyjustice 5
3- this is unrelated, but where does your picture come from? I want to make a meme with it. :D
koe4 0
looks like peter friggin parker yo :p
StoryOfTheYear 15
Lol, this makes me glad I go to the gym 3 times a week xD
Steven696 6
I have thy shirt in your pic. just thought you should know.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Yah, it's a badass shirt though, isn't it? It's one of my favs
yamatelle 19
But SOTY running is never fun. Running is something you do when there's a naked man chasing you with a baseball bat.
aFatFuck 0
Going to the gym will pay off in the long run. 10-20 exta years for being healthy AAAWWWWWWWWW YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAA
Person1233 13
Running is never fun?! You people don't know what you're missing. 20 mile long runs are the best!
yamatelle 19
What do you mean "you people"?
StoryOfTheYear 15
Running? Who goes to a gym to run? I work out at a gym But thats just me
iAmScrubs 19
Don't be too afraid when you see the machine with the fast spinning belt. It won't hurt you if you run fast enough.
Spike300 12
And if you don't run fast enough or trip it hurts like hell. First hand experience
LacyWings 3
Well that's certainly motivating.
wishfulmidget 0
well thats certainly motivating
EmilyJoSmyth 4
Well that certainly motivating
LacyWings 3
Well that's certainly motivating.
chimcharx3 15
Dad of the year :D!
kidclarke 15
What is this "gym" you speak of?
elmogoezRAWR 0
I don't know but this "gym" better not disturb my Internet.
OuchAndGoodfight 5
I would have done the samething in your condition.