Anonymous
United States
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gilbert, United States
You tried
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Random
Langley, Canada
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Anonymous
Oceanside, United States
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
hcditfi5foygy
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Who knows
Norway
Confession
Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML
Lennie Mcfish
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
UglyAintGotNoAlibi
United States
Sorry hun
Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML
Jane_Elle02
Falling and laughing
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Anonymous
Drunk texts
Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML
The Fishing Pole
So, are you in or are you out?
Today, I told my long time crush, "I love you," in an elaborate way. She replied, "What an interesting perspective." FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Aww, I'm sorry. *pity hug*
RedPillSucks 33
At least he didn't laugh in your face. Next time, bust da move earlier than two years.
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Comments (108)
BoW2Me 0
Yeah, sorry about that.
Rico_Mal1116 0
Atleast he put it in a nice way.
cheex87 0
idk. love is such a strong feeling, maybe he was taken aback and didn't know how to respond.
C6Racer 0
He probably feels nothing for her and may have felt sorry about it.
RavenRiley007 4
uh on to the next
sexxy_skater 0
You can still be friends.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Ouch might have damaged your self esteem un poco
FMLoverAgain 7
he's not for you. He is a man's man.
hot00frb 4
that's prolly gonna be awkward lol and love the profile pic!!
Hmmm_ok 0
screw that... everyone one is all boohoo for this but if it was the other way around you'd tell the dude to suck it up..... Sooooo here | ^Its a straw.. suck it up
Queene2599 6
atleast she got a hug
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
#88 I believe your shirt has become unbuttoned and your cleavage is showing.... just thought you should know
hiyourcute 0
hahaha 127, I'll be using that straw line:)
fml_psl 0
yes, it could be that he was confused wat to reply. try talking to him again.
Queene2599 6
#137 I think she aredy knows dumbass
macallan8 0
wow.
Hide_Yo_Kids 0
#174 ever heard of sarcasm?
Queene2599 6
yeah
BAMF18 0
he has officially "crushed" you.
L3Paparazzo 7
lmao winnn
ydi_4_suking 20
the crushee has been crushed
nhlnba2 6
Ask him if he would like his nuts crushed while the crushing is going on.
crazedguy 0
successful troll is successful
F14Shado 0
2 - win. 28 - fail.
OMG_N3RD 0
28 Fail
innavoiG 9
Right when 2 won the game, 28 lost it. Thanks.
leoisthebestt123 0
your ****** hott.. yumm(:
Doortje 30
Aww, I'm sorry. *pity hug*
ryanriola 0
win
Alicia17C 2
lol nice
ubetrwatchBN 5
That's probably his go-to line after sex, too.
SchiTzenGiglez 0
winning
tenniscrazy2 6
Yeah, I apologize.
LTHoratioCaine 4
I dont, youre clingy and just a pain in the ass, longest pity hug Ive ever seen.
Hockeyboy4280 18
It's too late!!!!!!
PaperCaper 11
hey, hey, hey....
JojoChuo 8
I'd take another chance, take a fall, take a shot for you!
RedPillSucks 33
At least he didn't laugh in your face. Next time, bust da move earlier than two years.
fml_psl 0
yeah, this happens often. 2yrs is long time
awesomeooo3 0
Yeah exactly, at least he was nice about it.
golfer_boi 10
You can't expect a guy to like u just because you like them, so at least he wasn't mean about it
iimadoki 0
awww. that's boo. I'm sure you can do better ;)
tronlegacy 3
thats ur fault for waiting for two years
Quasar55_fml 18
He was quite understanding, a moron would have made fun of you
jazziness 12
if I were him I'd be a little creeped out
mouxouxou 11
Creeped out? Jeez.That's a new one.So if someone would like to pull a prank on you all he/she had to do is say that he/she loves you.Good one.
Alicia17C 2
2 yrs without mentioning any feelings and then suddenly proclaiming love is creepy!
Emster689 0
i don't think it's creepy... it's just not the best thing to do.
ancora 1
A better approach might have been to ask him out to assess his interest instead of professing your love. If I were interested in someone but didn't know them very well, I would probably be turned off if they suddenly expressed much stronger feelings than me. Also, when I was younger I totally ruined my chances with a guy I really liked by doing something similar...we had been friends for a while, but he was in a relationship. A bit after their relationship ultimately ended, he expressed interest in me, but in the meantime I had completely fallen for him when he had probably only barely started thinking about whether he had feelings for me in return. I don't consider myself a scary person, but I did manage to scare him off :P At least the OP's crush responded in as gentle of a way as possible.
joe_says_so 0
Ya even I'm a little creeped out.
victoriaax3 0
ohmygod I moderated this onee :D scoree(y)
Tuesdays76 0
Someone got bored and had nothing but a pen, and no paper.^^
victoriaax3 0
good for youu.
Tuesdays76 0
Ha ha you got me.
victoriaax3 0
good for mee:D
Grimmerie 31
12, you type like an autistic baboon. stop it.
victoriaax3 0
whaat's wrong with being autistic .
victoriaax3 0
iiii'm gonaaaa taaaalk likeeee thiiiiisss aaalll daaaaaaay. I know proper grammer, okay. Don't be judgemental about autism- my 1O year old cousin is autistic . stfu. :
Doortje 30
If you know proper grammAr, please use it.
victoriaax3 0
okay; the world will not end because I wrote like that. not everyone is perfect . you just like to look around for mistakes and point them out to make someone feel bad.
victoriaax3 0
my cousin is autistic ; so what's so wrong with being autistic?