Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of three years dumped me because my refusal to go out drinking or get wasted at parties with her makes me "too boring". Thing is, I'm a recovering alcoholic. I'm over one year sober and I don't want to risk relapsing again, yet she expects me to choose between my health and her idea of fun. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly 4 years, with whom I have a baby, broke up with me. His reason? His best friend said he didn't like drinking with guys who were "tied down". FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to start controlling my drinking and he told me pretty much that he didn’t think I could do it. FML
Today, I broke up with my long-term boyfriend, because his alcohol problem is so bad that he drank his way through an old bottle of Tequila, which belonged to my mum, and that I'd kept after she committed suicide. FML
Today, my group of friends officially cut ties with me. According to them, my girlfriend "has me whipped" and made me "boring", all because she helped me break free from my alcoholism and finally get sober (two years and eight months running). They told me to call them when I'm "ready to be fun again". FML
Today, my fiancé refused to talk to me because I'm "an alcoholic". I only started drinking like this after we moved in together and he brought me alcohol every day, because he's an alcoholic. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I've been "spending too much time at the bar." I've been sober for 2 years. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
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callie123amy 4
He is the boring one because he thinks you need alcohol to have a good time!
Meowingtons500 18
I'm sorry OP. Don't listen to that turtle dick. I know plenty of exciting sober people. Good for you for making an effort! Good luck!
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Comments (145)
Leslier_fml 4
Your ex is stupid.
roxyelizabeth 3
Wow what an ass. You don't need to drink to have fun clearly he has a alcohol problem too.
KayleeT 9
He's the boring one if he has to drink to be an interesting person.
alwaylistening 4
The least he could do is support you. What a mofo!
lemonademixer 7
So sad. He thinks life is about drinking
animal50199 10
Hey OP I know that must suck but your making a great decision. Please don't go back to your old lifestyle. Just use your ex as a motivation to quit your addiction! Go you OP! Stay strong girl!
Chewy_bunnies 1
Well he just chose to be single.
dunn_dav95 4
Good, you probably deserve some one better than that. Though many people that do drink often are usually the most fun people.
Lorean 6
Asshole!
GK2012 9
probably just as well that you're not with someone who is so narrow-minded to think that you can't be interesting without drinking.