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Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML
Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML
Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML
Today, I received the bubble wrap that I'd ordered. When I opened the box, almost every single bubble had been popped. At the bottom of the box, there was a sticky note that said, "Sorry." FML
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML
Today, as my gaze went from the cobwebs hanging from my ceiling to the opened and unopened Amazon boxes in the corners of my house, I realized I'm on my way to being a hoarder. I'm too tired and depressed to do anything about it. FML
Today, I finally beat depression by going for a walk on the beach. I couldn't contain myself and happily played in waist-deep water as I walked. I realized my keys for my car, mail, house, and work had fallen out of my pockets and into the ocean, never to be seen again. FML
Today, after years of being terrified of those biscuit cans that pop when you unwrap them, I finally decided I'd open one myself. I'm sitting in the hospital with a sliced hand from the lid and can feel therapy in my future. FML
Today, as I realized I'm too broke to go out and get more toilet paper, I noticed my cat chewing on something and tearing it apart. It was my last roll. FML
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
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Top comments
JiggaJayZ 16
Therapy my friend, therapy
Awahso 25
You poor soul :(
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JiggaJayZ 16
Therapy my friend, therapy
xoconnie 8
Wellllll, things could always be worse. Just be grateful your alive and like #1 said go to therapy. Hope you feel better soon.
lonkite101 14
"I just don't feel like popping them..." *sighs* COPS come in: "look out, hes depressed!!" *bang bang, bang bang bang*
DRMIKA 4
Sounds like a bubbling issue
YoungMisfit 9
It's to late sadly... There's no way back when your so sad you can't pop bubble wrap....
JKr3slEMO 5
don't worry OP depression always gets better...well usually..okay maybe sometimes
rooney0710 5
Poke holes in the plastic on top of containers of cans you can buy. We've all done this
yahoowizard 16
Might not work here, but if i start a therapy clinic, I'm putting bubble wrap in all the rooms
CallMeMcFeelii 14
53 that is a great idea. I always thought bubble wrap was the best kind of therapy. For the depressed, the sadistic, and the insane. Bubble wrap it'll save your life.
MrBrightside21 20
Life is a roller coaster. Up, down, up, down. Everything has to get better sometime, and it will.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
66- You remind me of a Zoloft commercial..
cyanidesandwich 21
28 - wtf!?
hockeykyle10 5
Therapy for depression is retarded. I knew exactly what she was gonna tell me before I even went in. "Go out and do things you really enjoy doing and have fun." well that's kinda the point of depression it's not so easy to enjoy doing shit.
SW500 13
It's a reference to one of those ASDF movie things I guess, but it didn't work.
SW500 13
Meant to put an "@92" on that ^
22cute 17
53 - bubble-wrap wall paper and bubble-wrap straightjackets!
Ameel_fml 19
@#137: I know how you feel. When I was at my worst during my depression, I struggled getting out of bed almost every day. I ended up failing an entire semester of university because I struggled just getting to class. When I finally got the motivation to go to the doctor, I told her about my lack of motivation and that I was scared that I'd stop looking after myself alltogether if my depression got any worse. Her response? "Well you know what helps depression? Take a walk every day in the sun. Walking and sunlight is good for you!" Yes, because I TOTALLY felt like going for a walk in the sun when my brain was telling me there's no point in even getting out of bed. :(
ropeandneck 7
youtube- asdf movie 1. first clip: hehe, got ye nose :) - *cops enter the room* -"watch out he's got a nose !! " *bang bang, bang bang bang !*
kittykat1501 31
WTF 28?
Awahso 25
You poor soul :(
blaackandprouud 20
I cannot imagine a moment when I did not feel the need to pop some bubble wrap.
Insane_Tea 15
29, Bubble wrap is a source of delightful entertainment that is almost pleasing to everyone. Whenever I find a scrap I feel like a child again. So to not even have the drive to enjoy one of life's bubbly pleasures is danmed awful. I shed a tear for you OP.
SkoomaKi 28
I feel even more sorry for people who work at bubble wrap factories. Imagine the willpower needed to stop yourself popping every last bubble...
TrueTriage 16
Skoomaki. It's exactly why I would be fired day of being hired.
Dr0reos 8
*Gasp* you didn't pop bubble wrap?!You OP are beyond help*faints in feminine manner* (just kidding op you'll be fine)
Bluekaren16 19
Bubble wrap is good for the mind, body, and SOLE.
tehcyberman 9
I'm sorry but misspelling "Soul" is just too impossible. That was intentional, right? Please tell me that was intentional.
outoftown 27
126, Sole (of shoe): for when you can't pop just one...
22cute 17
Bubble wrap shoes!
Bluekaren16 19
- 126 it was intentional which is why I wrote it in caps.
spazzychild 12
Poor you! That must be an awful feeling:(
DarkHelmet 10
Not wanting to pop bubble wrap...that's crazy talk
onlychildFTW 34
If you pop bubble wrap it can help like therapy in a way. Doing something soothing that you take your time with. You should really try to pop it!
VitalDisplayII 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Hahahaha that's soo stupid
Awahso 25
Its heart breaking! I would not want to live in the hell that is the world where bubble wrap cannot make me happy :(.
Lennes 12
4, I wish I could down vote you more than once. You have little reason to laugh at someone else's problems, regardless of how insignificant they may seem.
curryisforGs 2
That sad moment when #4 takes the role of #1, and becomes a dumbass. Do you have any idea how sad it is if you don't want to pop bubble wrap?
SassieCat6 16
Personally I agree with #4, it sounds to me like OP is just looking for attention.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
77- You're completely right. You're growing out of childish ways. I used to pop EVERY single sheet of bubble wrap I saw. Until I grew up. And I'm not depressed. I don't really think this is an FML. It's horrible OP is depressed, but bubble wrap shouldn't even be a factor. I'm entitled to my own opinion.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
77- I agree with you. It's sad OP is depressed, but bubble wrap shouldn't have anything to do with it. I used to pop every sheet of bubble wrap I saw, then I grew out of childish ways. That doesn't mean I'm depressed.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Why did my comment get moderated? I didn't even say anything bad. I just agreed with 77! What the heck, mods?
IloveyouJon 11
So is your comment #4
cheesecake_36 6
Get the f**k out. Now. -_-
ohcheriecherie 20
You're stupid. Bubble wrap is something important
jjohnson26559 1
This depresses me.
shireman97 6
Your hair depresses me
BrysGirl27 14
You look like the mad hatter!:D
jjohnson26559 1
Awwww you're sweet.
Judahsh 8
I love it!
benjerrynky 4
I think your facial expression totally goes with the comment. You look shocked/sent into your own downward spiraling depression to hear that someone could be so depressed. :P
CanadianChickie 9
Talk to your psychiatrist my friend.
IworkAt711 14
Oh....My.....God..............have you tried bacon?
IworkAt711 14
Im sorry for the dumb post....I havent slept in over 30 hours.
unjustlychicken 10
Don't be. Bacon makes everything better!
A7X_LoVeee 10
Go to sleep?
Insane_Tea 15
This comment reminds me of the FML where the OP was allergic to bacon. Now that was just soul crushing.
TrueTriage 16
-21 so is your picture how you look after 30 hours no rest?
PowerPanda_fml 3
I don't like bacon that much... *sad face*
ryry013 6
Who needs sleep when he has bacon
ktc24 3
That was gold!
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
bacon and bubble wrap the perfect cure for depression :P
maxisis_fml 6
You sir, are a genius
Angelrose2004 17
I'm sorry, OP. I know that feeling. But just remember that life does get better. You never know when something awesome will happen in your life!
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Or when something totally horrible and depressing with happen ... It's a world of possibilities :)
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Will*
lancesky 7
I bet that burst your bubble, but acceptance is the first step.
roxstarpony 8
Oh god...it has begun